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Because i wanna blog again

2007-10-07T22:15:00.000+08:00

Because i wanna blog again

1. What is more difficult for you,looking into someones eyes when you are telling him/her how you feel, or looking into someones eyes when they are telling you how they feel?
- i'll be shy if our eyes meet

2. Think of the last time you were REALLY angry.
- i usually only get angry at myself and then i'll trash myself

3 . You are on a flight from Honolulu to Chicago non-stop. There is a fire
in the back of the plane. You have enough time to make ONE phone call. Who would you call?
- my sis?

4. You are at the doctor's office and she has just informed you that you have approximately one month to live.
(1) Do you tell anyone/everyone you are going to die?
(2) What do you do with your remaining days?
(3) Would you be afraid?
- 1)why not?
2) write a long letter to everyone close, or something
3) not really

5. You can have one of the following two things: trust/love. Choose one.
- love

6. You are walking down the street on your way to work. There is a dog drowning in the canal on the side of the street. Your boss has told you if you are late even once more, you are fired. Do you save the dog?
- maybe

7. You are unfaithful to your spouse/significant other. Do you tell him/her?
- if i want her forgiveness, then yes

8. Your best friend confesses that he/she has feelings for you more than just friendship. He/she is falling in love with you. What do you do/say?
- RUN AWAY!! unless its a girl, then i might give her a go

9. Think of the last person who you know that died. You have the chance to give them 1 hour of life back, but give one year of your life. do you do it?
- where's the sense in that? not for my grandfather..

10. Are you the kind of friend that you would want to have as a friend?
- if only i could, then we'd have endless hours of fun!

11. Does love = sex?
- no, but love => sex

12. Your boss tells your co-worker that they have to let them go because of work shortage, and they are the newest employee. You have been there much longer. Your co-worker has a family to support and no other means of income. Do you go to your boss and offer to leave the company?
- what about my family? i'll go to the boss and offer to be the new boss

13. When was the last time you told someone HONESTLY how you felt regardless of how difficult it was for you to say? What did you have to tell the person? Was it difficult??
- i don't remember, guess i've got it easy. maybe i've a boring life

14. What would be (or what was) harder for you to tell a friend, you love them or that you do not love them back?
- i don't love them back. unless its to a guy.

15. What do you think would be the hardest thing for you to give up?
- freedom

16. Excluding romantic love, when was the last time you told someone you loved them? Who were they to you?
- i tell that to my fling(s)

17 . What is love?
- its a song

18. Imagine. It is a dark night, you are alone, it is raining outside, you hear someone walking around outside your window. Who do you wish was there with you?
- my dream girl the guy outside is irreguardless

19. Would you give a homeless person CPR if they were dying?.
- why the homeless? how'd i tell? is her/his face clean?

21. You are holding onto your grandmothers hand and the hand of a newborn that you do not know as they hang over the edge of a cliff. You have to let one go to save the other. Who do you let fall to their death?
- my grandmother, shes heavier. or if possible, i'll drop myself, i can't die.

22. Are you old fashioned?
- in certain ways..

23. When was the last time you were nice to someone and did not expect anything back?
- most of the time.

24. Which would you choose, love with a guarantee of a broken heart, or never loved at all? Why?
- loved. it is the only path

25. If you could do anything or wish anything, what would it be?
- i wanna have more guts

Phisics, The Worst Disease, The Older and Smarter Construction Worker

2007-03-26T21:49:00.000+08:00

Physics

A college physics professor was explaining a particularly complicated concept to his class when a pre-med student interrupted him.

"Why do we have to learn this stuff?" one young man blurted out.

"To save lives," the professor responded before continuing the lecture.

A few minutes later the student spoke up again. "So how does physics save lives?"

The professor stared at the student for a long time without saying a word. Finally the professor continued.

"Physics saves lives," he said, "because it keeps certain people out of medical school."

The Worst Disease

A woman was very despondent over not having sex in quite some time. She was becoming agitated and worried that she might not ever find a new mate. In hopes of finding a solution to her problem, she decided to go see a Chinese doctor named Dr. Chang (a sex therapist) to see if he could help her.

When she arrived to his office, she told him her symptoms and he said, "Take off all your crothes and you crawl real real fass away from me on the froor".

She crawled to the other side of the room, and Dr. Chang said, "Now... you crawl real fass back to me", and she did.

Dr. Chang shook his head and said, "You haf read bad case of Zachary Disease... worse I ever see! That is why you have sex probrem".

The woman was completely confused and asked Dr. Chang to explain exactly what Zachary Disease was and he replied "Zachary Disease. That when your face rook ZACHARY rike your ass!"

The Older and Smarter Construction Worker

A young man at this construction site was bragging that he could outdo anyone based on his strength. He especially made fun of one of the older workman. After several minutes, the older worker had enough.

"Why don't you put your money where you mouth is?" he said. "I'll bet a week's wages that I can haul something in a wheelbarrow over to the other building that you won't be able to wheel back."

"You're on, old man," the young man replied. "Let's see what you've got."

The old man reached out and grabbed the wheelbarrow by the handles. Then nodding to the young man, he said with a smile, "All right. Get in."

CROOKED TEETH!

2007-02-23T01:48:00.000+08:00

CROOKED TEETH!

Ganesh and the Lotto

2007-01-29T01:37:00.001+08:00

Ganesh and the Lotto

Bholaji finds himself in dire trouble. His business has gone bust and he's in serious financial trouble. He's so desperate that he decides to ask Ganesh for help. He goes into the temple and begins to pray.

Oh Ganesh, please help me, I've lost my business and if I don't get some money, I'm going to lose my house as well. Please let me win the lottery.

Lotto night comes and somebody else wins it. Bholaji goes back to the Temple. "Ganesh please let me win the lotto. I've lost my business, my house and I'm going to lose my car as well.

Lotto night comes and Bholaji still has no luck. Back to the temple he goes. "My Ganesh, why have you forsaken me? I've lost my business, my house, my car and my wife and children are starving. I don't often ask you for help and I have always been a good servant to you. Why won't you just let me win the lotto this one time so I can get my life back in order?"

Suddenly there is a blinding flash of light as the sky parts open and Bholaji is confronted by the voice of God: "Bholaji, buy a lottery ticket first."

How much chocolate do people buy for Valentine's Day (it's only a month away!)?

The fourth biggest holiday of the year for confectionery purchases. In order, the top three holidays for candy sales are Halloween, Christmas, and Easter.

Yo mama

Yo mama soo fat that when she went on an airplane it became a boat.

Stick ’em up, Power Couple, Bizarre Holidays in January

2007-01-28T02:33:00.002+08:00

Stick ’em up

Three men, Ah Beng, a Chinese, Ah Neh, an Indian, and Ah Mat, a Malay, were all sentenced to terms of life imprisonment for armed robbery.

Upon reaching the prison, the chief warden told them, "Since you are going to be here for a very long time, you can bring into the cell whatever you wish. Just tell me and I'll try to fulfil it."

So Ah Beng asked for a lifetime supply of cigarettes so he could drown his sorrows in smoke.

Ah Neh asked for a set of the Encyclopaedia Brittanica as he wanted to study his remaining life away, having never passed his PSLE.

Ah Mat, however, asked for a lifetime supply of tampons.

The warden was puzzled and asked, "What do you need tampons for?"

Ah Mat replied: "You never hear, is it? With the new tampons, you can go running, cycling, swimming......"

Today's Health Tip: Power Couple

For a powerful, arterial health-boosting combo, pair up orange juice and oatmeal at breakfast.

Phenolic compounds in oats work synergistically with vitamin C to inhibit a key step in the formation of arterial plaques, research has revealed.

Stir vitamin C-rich fruits such as strawberries, cantaloupe, or papaya into your homemade oatmeal, or serve it with a side of orange juice, to help keep your arteries clear.

Bizarre Holidays in January

January 1 is Get a Life Day

January 2 is Happy Mew Year for Cats Day

January 8 is National Joy Germ Day

January 16 is Get to Know Your Customers Day

January 19 is Penguin Awareness Day

January 21 is Rid The World of Fad Diets and Gimmicks Day

January 21 is also Squirrel Appreciation Day

January 22 is Answer Your Cats Questions Day

January 27 is Bubble Wrap Appreciation Day

January 30 is Inane Answering Message Day

Mat and a Grenade

A. What do you do when a mat throws a grenade at you?
Q. Take the pin out and throw it back.

Employee Reviews, Rejection Letter Response Template, Longest Place Name

2007-01-11T23:24:00.000+08:00

Employee Reviews

These individual quotes were reportedly taken from actual employee performance evaluations in a large US Corporation.

(1) "Since my last report, this employee has reached rock bottom.....and has started to dig."

(2) "His men would follow him anywhere, ....... but only out of morbid curiosity.'

(3) "I would not allow this employee to breed."

(4) "This employee is really not so much of a 'has-been', but more of a definite 'won't be'."

(5) "Works well when under constant supervision and cornered like a rat in a trap."

(6) "When she opens her mouth, it seems that it is only to change feet."

(7) "He would be out of his depth in a parking lot puddle."

(8) "This young lady has delusions of adequacy."

(9) "He sets low personal standards and then consistently fails to achieve them."

(10) "This employee is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot."

(11) "This employee should go far, ..... and the sooner he starts, the better."

(12) "Got a full 6-pack, but lacks the plastic thing to hold it all together."

(13) "A gross ignoramus? 144 times worse than an ordinary ignoramus."

(14) "He certainly takes a long time to make his pointless."

(15) "He doesn't have ulcers, but he's a carrier."

(16) "I would like to go hunting with him sometime."

(17) "He's been working with glue too much."

(18) "He would argue with a signpost."

(19) "He has a knack for making strangers immediately detest him."

(20) "He brings a lot of joy whenever he leaves the room."

(21) "When his IQ reaches 50, he should sell."

(22) "If you see two people talking and one looks bored, ..... he's the other one."

(23) "A photographic memory but with the lens cover glued on."

(24) "A prime candidate for natural deselection."

(25) "Donated his brain to science before he was done using it."

(26) "Gates are down, the lights are flashing, but the train isn't coming."

(27) "Has two brains: one is lost and the other is out looking for it."

(28) "If he were any more stupid, he'd have to be watered twice a week."

(29) "If you give him a penny for his thoughts, you'd get change."

(30) "If you stand close enough to him, you can hear the oceans."

(31) "It's hard to believe that he beat 1,000,000 other sperm to the egg."

(32) "One neuron short of a synapse."

(33) "Some drink from the fountain of knowledge;..... he only gargled."

(34) "Takes him 2 hours to watch 60 minutes."

(35) "The wheel is turning, but the hamster is dead."

Rejection Letter Response Template

The next time you get a rejection letter from a hoped-for employer or publisher, just send them the following:

Dear [name of the person who signed the rejection letter],

Thank you for your letter of [date of the rejection letter]. After careful consideration, I regret to inform you that I am unable to accept your refusal to offer me [employment with your firm/a contract to publish my book].

This year I have been particularly fortunate in receiving an unusually large number of rejection letters. With such a varied and promising field of candidates, it is impossible for me to accept all refusals. Despite [name of the co or agency that sent you this letter]'s outstanding qualifications and previous experience in rejecting [applicants/manuscripts], I find that your rejection does not meet with my needs at this time.

Therefore, I will initiate [employment/publishing] with your firm immediately following [graduation/job change, etc. - get creative here]. I look forward to working with you.

Best of luck in rejecting future [candidates/manuscripts].

Sincerely,
[your name]

What is longest place name of any town or city in the world?

When the full-length, poetic name of Bangkok, capital of Thailand, is used, it is usually abbreviated to "Krung Thep"(City of Angels). The full-length version is the longest place name of any town or city in the world (167 letters): Krung thep mahanakhon bovorn ratanakosin mahintharayutthaya mahadilok pop noparatratchathani burirom udomratchanivetma hasathan amornpiman avatarnsa thit sakkathattiyavisnukarmprasit.

Misconception, Big Trouble

2007-01-06T20:23:00.001+08:00

Misconception

Molly, age 9, and Sammy, age 10, are sitting on the front porch swing. Sammy says to Molly, "Screw you, Molly."

A minute goes by and Molly replies, "Screw YOU, Sammy."

A moment or two and Sammy says, "Screw YOU, Molly."

In response, "Screw *YOU*, Sammy," Molly says.

After about ten minutes of this, Molly's mom comes out on the porch and says, "What on earth are you kids doing?"

They reply in unison, "We're having oral sex!"

Big Trouble

A couple had two little boys who were always getting into trouble. Their parents knew that if any mischief occurred in their village, their sons were probably involved.

The boys' mother heard that an elder in town had been successful in disciplining children, so she asked if he would speak with her sons. The elder agreed, but asked to see them separately.

So, the mother sent her youngest son first, in the morning. The elder, a huge man with a booming voice, sat the boy down and asked him sternly, "Where is God?" The boy's mouth dropped open, but he made no response.

So the elder repeated the question in an even sterner tone, "Where is God?" Again, the wide-eyed boy did not attempt to answer. The elder raised his voice and bellowed, "WHERE IS GOD!" The boy screamed and bolted from the room, ran directly home and dove into a closet, slamming the door behind him.

When his older brother found him hiding, he asked, "What happened?"

The younger brother, gasping for breath, replied, "We are in BIG trouble this time. God is missing, and they think WE did it!"

Makes You Think

"Absence is to love what wind is to fire; it extinguishes the small, it enkindles the great."
-Comte DeBussy-Rabutin

Of Cats, Toast, and Antigravity, What's the difference between weightlessness and microgravity?

2007-01-05T22:45:00.000+08:00

Of Cats, Toast, and Antigravity

If you drop a buttered piece of bread, it will fall on the floor butter-side down. If a cat is dropped from a window or other high and towering place, it will land on its feet.

But what if you attach a buttered piece of bread, butter-side up to a cat's back and toss them both out the window? Will the cat land on its feet? Or will the butter splat on the ground?

Even if you are too lazy to conduct the experiment yourself you should be able to deduce the obvious result. The laws of butterology demand that the butter must hit the ground, and the equally strict laws of feline aerodynamics demand that the cat can not smash its furry back. If the combined construct were to land, nature would have no way to resolve this paradox. Therefore it simply does not fall.

That's right you clever fool (well, as clever as a fool can get), you have discovered the secret of antigravity! A buttered cat will, when released, quickly move to a height where the forces of cat-twisting and butter repulsion are in equilibrium. This equilibrium point can be modified by scraping off some of the butter, providing lift, or removing some of the cat's limbs, allowing descent.

Most of the civilized species of the Universe already use this principle to drive their ships while within a planetary system. The loud humming heard by most sighters of UFOs is, in fact, the purring of several hundred tabbies.

The one obvious danger is, of course, if the cats manage to eat the bread off their backs they will instantly plummet. Of course the cats will land on their feet, but this usually doesn't do them much good, since right after they make their graceful landing several tons of red-hot starship and ticked off aliens crash on top of them.

And now a few words on solving the problem of creating a ship using the aforementioned anti-gravity device. One could power a ship by means of cats held in suspended animation (say, about -190 degrees Celsius) with buttered bread strapped to
their backs, thus avoiding the possibility of collisions due to tempermental felines. More importantly, how do you steer, once the cats are all held in stasis?

I offer a modest proposal:

We all know that wearing a white shirt at an Italian restaurant is a guaranteed way to take a trip to the laudromat. Plaster the outside of your ship with white shirts. Place four nozzles symmetrically around the ship, which is, of course, saucer shaped. Fire tomato sauce out in proportion to the directions you want to go. The ship, drawn by the shirts, will automatically follow the sauce. If you use t-shirts, you won't go as fast as you would by using, say, expensive dress shirts.

This does not work as well in deep gravity wells, since the tomato sauce (now falling down a black hole, perhaps) will drag the ship with it, despite the counter force of the anti-gravity cat/butter machine. Your only hope at that point is to jettison enormous quantities of Tide. This will create the well-known Gravitational Tidal Force.

What's the difference between weightlessness and microgravity?

They're one and the same -- Weightlessness is more correctly termed microgravity. When you're in space, say aboard the shuttle, you're not actually weightless, because the Earth's gravity is holding you and everything in the shuttle in orbit. You are actually in a state of free-fall, much like jumping from an airplane except that you are moving so fast horizontally (5 miles per second or 8 kilometers per second) that, as you fall, you never touch the ground because the Earth curves away from you.

How To Handle Teens

2007-01-04T16:23:00.000+08:00

How To Handle Teens

A wise old gentleman retired and purchased a modest home near a junior high school. He spent the first few weeks of his retirement in peace and contentment. Then a new school year began.

The very next afternoon three young boys, full of youthful, after-school enthusiasm, came down his street, beating merrily on every trash can they encountered. The crashing percussion continued day after day, until finally the wise old man decided it was time to take some action.

The next afternoon, he walked out to meet the young percussionists as they banged their way down the street. Stopping them, he said, "You kids are a lot of fun. I like to see you express your exuberance like that. In fact, I used to do the same thing when I was your age. Will you do me a favor? I'll give you each a dollar if you'll promise to come around every day and do your thing."

The kids were elated and continued to do a bang-up job on the trash cans. After a few days, the old-timer greeted the kids again, but this time he had a sad smile on his face. "This recession's really putting a big dent in my income," he told them. "From now on, I'll only be able to pay you 50 cents to beat on the cans." The noisemakers were obviously displeased, but they did accept his offer and continued their afternoon ruckus. A few days later, the wily retiree approached them again as they drummed their way down the street.

"Look," he said, "I haven't received my Social Security check yet, so I'm not going to be able to give you more than 25 cents. Will that be okay?" "A lousy quarter?" the drum leader exclaimed. "If you think we're going to waste our time, beating these cans around for a quarter, you're nuts! No way, mister. We quit!" And the old man enjoyed peace.

Proverb of the Day

"A good friend will come bail you out of jail.
A true friend will be sitting next to you saying we screwed up, but we had fun."
-Anonymous

Thanks Alot Technorati!, Please rate me..

2006-09-22T23:52:00.001+08:00

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'What will your obituary say?' at QuizGalaxy.com

so true..

How polluted can an area get?

The air is so polluted in Cubato, Brazil, no birds or insects
remain, most trees are blackened stumps, and its mayor reportedly
refuses to live there.

Three Envelopes

2006-09-20T23:05:00.000+08:00

Three Envelopes

A fellow had just been hired as the new CEO of a large high tech corporation. The CEO who was stepping down met with him privately and presented him with three numbered envelopes. "Open these if you run up against a problem you don't think you can solve," he said.

Well, things went along pretty smoothly, but six months later, sales took a downturn and he was really catching a lot of heat. About at his wits's end, he remembered the envelopes. He went to his drawer and took out the first envelope. The message read, "Blame your predecessor."

The new CEO called a press conference and tactfully laid the blame at the feet of the previous CEO. Satisfied with his comments, the press and Wall Street responded positively, sales began to pick up and the problem was soon behind him.

About a year later, the company was again experiencing a slight dip in sales, combined with serious product problems. Having learned from his previous experience, the CEO quickly opened the second envelope. The message read, "Reorganize." This he did, and the company quickly rebounded.

After several consecutive profitable quarters, the company once again fell on difficult times. The CEO went to his office, closed the door and opened the third envelope.

The message said, "Prepare three envelopes."

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"It is easier to fight for one's principles than to live up to them."
- Alfred Adler

Priests vs. Temptation

2006-09-19T22:25:00.001+08:00

Priests vs. Temptation

There were three young priests about to take their final vows. The last test that they had to pass was the celibacy test. For this, all three had to strip naked and tie a little bell around their penis. After this, a belly dancer entered the room and started slinking around the first priest...

"Ting-a-ling"

The chief priest said "Oh, Patrick, I'm disappointed. You've failed. Go and have a shower."

The belly dancer had stripped as far as her last veil for the second guy before the chief priest heard...

"Ting a ling"

"Joseph, I'm very disappointed. You can't resist the temptation of a woman. Go for a shower."

The belly dancer started dancing totally naked now around the last priest. She did everything erotic she could think of... but no bell rang!

"John, I'm delighted. You've passed! You can resist the temptation of women. Now, go relax and take a shower with Patrick and Joseph"

"Ting-a-ling"

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"Most of our obstacles would melt away if, instead of cowering before them, we should make up our minds to walk boldly through them."
- Orison Swett Marden

Advanced Global Personality Test

2006-09-18T23:25:00.000+08:00

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Advanced Global Personality Test Results

Extraversion		60%
Stability		60%
Orderliness		26%
Accommodation		50%
Interdependence		56%
Intellectual		70%
Mystical		56%
Artistic		70%
Religious		43%
Hedonism		56%
Materialism		50%
Narcissism		56%
Adventurousness		76%
Work ethic		50%
Self absorbed		56%
Conflict seeking		56%
Need to dominate		43%

Romantic		63%
Avoidant		23%
Anti-authority		50%
Wealth		23%
Dependency		63%
Change averse		56%
Cautiousness		43%
Individuality		76%
Sexuality		50%
Peter pan complex		76%
Physical security		36%
Physical Fitness		70%
Histrionic		63%
Paranoia		36%
Vanity		63%
Hypersensitivity		36%
Female cliche		36%

"You must do the thing you think you cannot do."
- Eleanor Roosevelt

My Mother Taught Me

2006-09-17T23:30:00.000+08:00

"My Mother Taught Me"

My Mother Taught me LOGIC..."If you fall off that swing and break your neck, you can't go to the store with me"

My Mother taught me MEDICINE..."If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they're going to freeze that way."

My Mother taught me about the WISDOM OF AGE..."When you get to be my age, you will understand."

My Mother taught me to THINK AHEAD..."If you don't pass your spelling test, you'll never get a good job!"

My Mother taught me ESP..."Put your sweater on; don't you think that I know when you're cold?"

My Mother taught me TO MEET A CHALLENGE..."What were you thinking? Answer me when I talk to you...Don't talk back to me!"

My Mother taught me HUMOR..."When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."

My Mother taught me how to BECOME AN ADULT..."If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

My Mother taught me about GENETICS..."You are just like your father?"

My Mother taught me about my ROOTS..."Do you think you were born in the rubbish dump?"

My Mother taught me about ANTICIPATION..."Just wait until your father gets home."

My Mother taught me about RECEIVING..."You are going to get it when we get home."

And the all time favorite thing - JUSTICE "One day you will have kids, and I hope they turn out just like YOU..then you'll see what it's like!"

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"There is only one pretty child in the world and every mother has it."
-Chinese Proverb

TalkingCock in Parliment

2006-09-16T23:29:00.000+08:00

TalkingCock in Parliment

- From Kerri's blog

im blogging w/o a keyboard! ÖöÖö using the on-screen keyboard, lol.

If you understand, things are just as they are; if you do not understand, things are just as they are.
- Zen proverb

Relationship Survey

2006-09-15T23:48:00.000+08:00

[edit] OMfG! i read qns 10 as ABORTION instead of adoption! anws, sure i'll consider adoption.. ps. i also misread 8 as "do you want chickens?" haha öÖöÖ [/edit]

Relationship Survey

1.Single,taken or crushing?
single

2.Are you happy with your life?
yes.

3.When you meet the right person, did you fall in love with him/her fast?
yeah, quite.

4.Have you ever had your heart broken?
dont think so..

5.Do you believe that there are certain circumstances where cheating love is acceptable?
maybe?.. but mostly, its forgivable.

6.Would you ever take someone back if he/she cheated on you?
guess so.

7.Have you talked about marriage with another before?
dont think so.

8.Do you want children?
probably

9.How many?
um, 2.

10.Would you consider adoption?
sure, but im strongly against it.

11.If somebody like you right now, what do you tink is a best way to let you know his/her feeling?
any ways fine, just let me know.

12.Do you enjoy getting into relationships?
yeah?

13.Be honest, what is the furthest you and your ex did before?
understood each other. (far better than sex)

14.Do you believe in love at 1st sight?
nope.

15.Do you believe that you can change someone?
probably..

16.Are you romantic?
sure.. im uniquely romantic.

17.If you could get married anywhere, where would it be?
somewhere unique? dont know..

18.Do you easily give in when you are fighting?
physically, never! mentally, probably.

19.Have you ever wished you could have had someone but you messed it up?
no, why would anyone wish for that?

20.Do you have feelings for someone right now?
nope.

21.Have you ever broken a heart?
dont think so!

22.If one day your best friend fell in love with the boy/girl who you deeply in love with, what would you do?
dramatise the whole thing, then laugh over it. (seriously, laugh over it)

23.Are you missing someone now?
nope.

Now, you have to ask 5 of your friends to do this survey in their blogs.

(my friends dont keep blogs! & those who do have alr done this thing. so, yeah. )haha.. if you're reading this and haven't done this and have a blog, YOU"RE IN MY FIVE! go do this!

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"Slow down and enjoy your life. It's not only the scenery you miss by going too fast - you also may miss the sense of where you are going and why."
- E Cantor

All The Same

2006-09-14T23:52:00.000+08:00

All The Same

A Chinese walks into a bar in America late one night and he saw Steven Spielberg. As he was a great fan of his movies, he rushes over to him, and asks for his autograph.

Instead, Spielberg gives him a slap and says, "You Chinese people bombed our Pearl Habour, get outta here."

The astonished Chinese man replied, "It was not the Chinese who bombed your Pearl Harbour, it was the Japanese".

"Chinese, Japanese, Taiwanese, you're all the same," replied Spielberg.

In return, the Chinese gives Spielberg a slap and says, "You sank the Titanic, my forefathers were on that ship." Shocked, Spielberg replies, "It was the iceberg that sank the ship, not me." The Chinese replies, "Iceberg, Spielberg, Carlsberg, you're all the same."

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"To see what is right and not to do it is want of courage."
- Confucious, Chinese Philosopher

Two men were playing golf.., Two Hydrogen Atoms

2006-09-13T23:21:00.000+08:00

Two men were playing golf..

Two men were having an awfully slow round of golf because
the two ladies in front of them managed to get into every
sand trap, lake, and rough on the course. They didn't
bother to wave the men on through, which is proper golf
etiquette.

After two hours of waiting and waiting, one man said, "I
think I'll walk up there and ask those gals to let us play
through." He walked out the fairway, got halfway to the
ladies, stopped, turned around, and came back, explaining, "I
can't do it. One of those women is my wife and the other
is my mistress! Maybe you'd better go talk to them."

The second man walked toward the ladies, got halfway there
and, just as his partner had done, stopped, turned around and
walked back and said: "Small world."

Two Hydrogen Atoms

Two hydrogen atoms bumped into each other recently.

One said: "Why do you look so sad?"

The other responded: "I lost an electron."

Concerned, One asked "Are you sure?"

The other replied "I'm positive."

Have a Laugh on Us

"Statistics have shown that one out of every four Americans are suffering from some form of mental illness.
Think of your three best friends.
If they're okay, then it's you."
- Rita Mae Brown

Personality Quiz

2006-09-12T23:00:00.001+08:00

Which Are You?"

BRAINY :
[ ] you wear spectacles
[ ] you wear specs only when studying
[ ] have high grades in school
[ ] recite often
[ ] a bookworm
[x] enjoys studying
[x] always at the top of the class
[x] only priority in school is to study
[x] can understand hard lessons easily

total: 4

MVP :
[X] has a high grade in P.E
[x] enjoys playing sports
[x] is physically fit
[x] rarely falls ill
[x] has won a sport competition
[x] incudes exercise in their daily routine
[x] has a perfect body
[x] active person

total: 6

REBELLIOUS :
[ ] you love breaking the rules:
[x] you have broken a school rule before
[ ] you are independent
[x] you think that rules are meant to be broken
[ ] you are strong-willed
[x] you love doing stuff with your clique
[ ] you hate rules
[ ] you want to be free

total: 3

NICE GIRL/BOY :
[x] you always/most of the time have assignments
[x] people say you are friendly and nice
[x] you love helping people
[ ] you don't like violence
[ ] you are a teacher's pet sometimes/before
[ ] you rarely break the rules
[x] you want to have a job that would benefit people a lot
[ ] you aren't so playful/childish/naughty as the others

total: 4

SOSSY :
[ ] most/some of your clothes have designer labels
[ ] you have a kikay kit
[ ] you always/most of the time WANT to be proper and very neat
[ ] you belong to a very/some-what rich family
[ ] you HATE insects
[ ] you prefer to eat at fancy restaurants than at fast food centers
[ ] you love wearing accessories
[ ] you are easily disgusted

total: 0

Result: MVP

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Proverb Of The Day

"Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot"
- Jannette Lewis

Communication!

2006-09-11T23:46:00.000+08:00

Communication!

I put this up because i cant log in the msn, neither can my sis.
damn frust. haha

"We live in an age when pizza gets to your home before the police."
- Jeff Marder

Prison escapee fools cop

2006-09-10T23:46:00.000+08:00

Prison escapee fools cop

*WARNING! 10 min vid. may get boring.

~

"Today is the Tomorrow you worried about Yesterday."
Kimberly, Reno, NV

Blogskin Competition

2006-09-09T22:15:00.000+08:00

Hey you!

Tired of seeing this boring and un-original layout every time you visit? Ever thought, this guy needs a new skin!? Want to see something original and exciting, something suiting MY magnificent personality? Then do something about it! Send in codes of your skins made to fit my blog and you may see YOUR creations on my blog! Winners will receive my gratitude and layout credits. haha.

Seriously, ..i need a new skin. Anyone wanna design one for me?? Contact me! I doubt i'll get any response though.. just trying my luck. :)

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Be kind, everyone you meet is fighting a tough battle too.

School Quiz

2006-09-08T22:56:00.001+08:00

instructions: bold the ones which are applicable.

- you have gotten F9 grades for math many times
- you always do last minute homework in class
- you use your handphone to text your friends in class
- your phone got confiscated before (almost)
- you listen to ur mp3, cd player in class
- you sleep in class
- you curse teachers
- you are always late for extra classes
- you doodle on tables
- you make out in class
- you are rebellious with some teachers
- you always hand up work late
- you make fun of the nerds and geeks
- you have broken school rules
- you always dont have the correct books
- you dont take notes
- recess is your favourite part of school
- you hang out after school
- you lie to your teachers about homework
- you tell your parents that you dont have homework, when you actually do
- you have made someone cry in school
- you copied homework before
- you threw away homework before and lied that you didnt receive it first of all
- you laugh at the way some teachers walk
- you have been late couple of times (a couple is an understatement)
count the 'bolds' and then multiply by 4. and post it as I AM ___ % bad in school.
i am 88% bad in school.

~

All about cherries

Q: How do you turn an elephant into a cherry tree?
A: You paint his balls red.

Q: What is the loudest noise in the jungle?
A: A giraffe eating cherries.

The Little Boy & Girl

2006-09-07T23:09:00.001+08:00

[edit] you so need to take a closer look at my pet rabbit right now! there ---> [/edit]

The Little Boy & Girl

Every day a 4th grade boy walks home from school passed a 4th grade girl's house. One day he is carrying a football and stops to taunt the little girl. He holds up the football and says "See this football? Football is a boys game and girls can't have one!" The little girl runs in the house crying and tells her mother about the encounter. She runs out and buys the girl a football.

The next day the boy is riding home on his bike, and the girl shows him the football, yelling "Nah na nah na nah".

The little boy gets mad and points to his bike. "See this bike? This is a boys bike, and girls can't have them!" Next day, the boy comes by and the little girl is riding a new boys bike.

Now he is really mad. So he drops his pants, points at his private parts, and says "You see THIS? Only BOYS have these and your mother can't go buy you one"

The next day as he passes the house he asks the little girl "Well, what do you have to say NOW?" So she pulls up her dress, points to her private part and says "My mother told me that as long as I have one of these, I can have as many of THOSE as I want!

Shopping Matha

man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need.

Amazing Vision!

2006-09-06T22:04:00.000+08:00

Amazing Vision!

Have A Laugh on Us

"After all is said and done, usually more is said than done."
- Anonymous

Mental Disorder Quiz

2006-09-05T23:40:00.000+08:00

What Kind of Mental Disorder Do You Have?

Multiple Personalities

You have more than one personality - could include two or more. Name them and make them argue about politics.

Click Here to Take This Quiz
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Solo Trumpet Duet

2006-09-04T21:55:00.000+08:00

Solo Trumpet Duet

"Money doesn't bring you happiness, but it enables you to look for it
in more places."

Help Han, Caught Drinking, Thanks a million!

2006-08-31T21:57:00.000+08:00

Help Han

help han play some game.. just click on this, and you don't have to sign up.

http://www.kingsofchaos.com/recruit.php?uniqid=58vwjtsd
http://www.hellwars.com/recruit.php?uniqid=sw1158584491

Caught Drinking

A man, whose level of drunkenness was bordering on the absurd, stood up to leave a bar and fell flat on his face.

"Maybe all I need is some fresh air," thought the man as he crawled outside.

He tried to stand up again, but fell face first into the mud.

"Screw it," he thought. "I'll just crawl home."

The next morning, his wife found him on the doorstep asleep.

"You went out drinking last night, didn't you?" she said.

"Uh, yes," he said sheepishly. "How did you know?"

"You left your wheelchair at the bar again."

Thanks a million!

http://i-am-bored.com/bored_link.cfm?link_id=19241

Random Quiz

2006-08-30T21:03:00.000+08:00

BOLD THE STATEMENTS THAT APPLY TO YOU:

I miss somebody right now.
I dont watch TV these days.
I wear glasses or contact lenses.
I love to play video games.
I've tried marijuana.
I have been in a threesome.
I have been the psycho-ex in a past relationship.
I believe honesty is usually the best policy.
I curse sometimes.
I have changed a lot mentally over the last year.
I carry my knife/razor everywhere with me.
I'm totally smart.
I've broken someone's bones.
I'm paranoid sometimes.
I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free.
I need money right now.
I love sushi.
I talk really, really fast.
I have long hair.
I have lost money in Las Vegas.
I have at least one sibling.
I have worn fake hair/fingernails/eyelashes in the past.
I can't survive without Caller ID.
I like the way i look.
I am usually pessimistic.
I have a lot of mood swings.
I have a hidden talent.
I'm always hyper no matter how much sugar i have.
I have a lot of friends.
I am currently single.
I have pecked someone of the same sex.
I enjoy talking on the phone.
I practically live in sweatpants or PJ pants.
I love to shop.
I would rather shop than eat.
I don't hate anyone.
I'm a pretty good dancer.
I'm completely embarrassed to be seen with my mother.
I have a cell phone.
I believe in God.
I watch MTV on a daily basis.
I have passed out drunk in the past 6 months.
I've rejected someone before.
I have no idea what i want to do for the rest of my life.
I want to have children in the future.
I have changed a diaper before.
I've called the cops on a friend before.
I'm not allergic to anything.
I have a lot to learn.
I have been with someone at least 10 years older or younger.
I am shy around the opposite sex.
I have tried alcohol before.
I have made a move on a friend's significant other or crush in the past.
I own the "South Park" movie.
I would die for my best friends.
I think that Pizza Hut has the best pizza.
I have used my sexuality to advance my career.
I love Michael Jackson, scandals and all.
Halloween is awesome because you get free candy.
I watch Spongebob Squarepants and i like it.
I am happy at this moment.
I'm obsessed with guys.
I study for tests most of the time.
I tie my shoelaces differently from anyone I've ever met.
I am comfortable with who I am right now.
I have more than just my ears pierced.
I walk barefoot wherever i can.
I have jumped off a bridge.
I love sea turtles.
I spend ridiculous money on makeup.
I plan on achieving a major goal/dream.
I'm proficient in a musical instrument.
I worked at McDonald's restaurant.
I hate office jobs.
I love sci-fi movies.
I think water rules.
I went college out of state.
I like hotdogs.
I love kisses.
I fall for the worst people.
I adore bright colours.
I can't live without black eyeliner.
I don't know why the hell i am doing this stupid thing.
I usually like covers better than originals.
I can pick up things with my toes.
I can't whistle.
I can move my tongue in waves, much like a snakes slither.
I have ridden/owned a horse.
I still have every journal I've ever written in.
I can't stick to a diet.
I talk in my sleep.
I try to forget things by drowning them out with loads of distractions.
I think climbing trees is a brilliant past-time.
I have jazz in my blood.
I wear a toe ring.
I have a tattoo.
I can't stand at least one person that i work with.
I am a caffeine junkie.
I cosplay or know what cosplaying is.
I have been to over 15 conventions.
I will collect anything, and the more nonsensical the better.
I'm an artist.
I only clean my room when necessary.
I like a person of the same sex.
I love being happy

~

Proverb Of The Day

"This room is clean enough to be healthy and dirty enough to be happy"
-Vinoba Issac, Bandalore, India

Word (recumbent)

2006-08-29T23:45:00.000+08:00

TODAY'S WORD IS: recumbent (adjective)

Pronounced: rih-KUM-bunt

Meaning: Reclining; lying down.

While the lovers' intricately carved tombs -- with their host of angels
surrounding the recumbent figures of the deceased -- draw crowds, the
soaring space of the Gothic cathedral and the peaceful abbey cloisters seem
to swallow and silence the busloads of visitors.
- Jill Knight Weinberger, "Monuments To Love's Labors", New York Times,
August 15, 1999

Winser was still recumbent but in his frenzy he was trying to writhe his way
back onto his knees, kicking and twisting like a felled animal, struggling
to wedge his heels under him, half rising, only to topple back again onto
his side.
- John le Carré, Single & Single

~

For God so loved the world that He gave His only begotten Son, that whoever believes in Him should not perish but have everlasting life.
John 3:16

Tough Job, String Theory

2006-08-28T22:48:00.000+08:00

Tough Job

A man goes into a sperm bank and says, "I'd like to make a deposit please."

The doctor says, "Go and fill this up," and gives the man a bottle.

Three days later the man returns to the sperm bank, marches into the doctor's office and says,

"I've tried with my left hand and tried with my right hand. My wife has tried with her left hand and her right hand. My mother-in-law has tried with a rubber glove on, my maid tried with her mouth, even my daughter's tooth fell out AND NONE OF US CAN GET THE TOP OFF THAT BOTTLE!"

String Theory

A string walks into a bar with a few friends and orders a beer. The bartender says, "I'm sorry, but we don't serve strings here."

The string walks away a little upset and sits down with his friends. A few minutes later he goes back to the bar and orders a beer. The bartender, looking a little exasperated, says, "I'm sorry, we don't serve strings here."

So the string goes back to his table. Then he gets an idea. He ties himself in a loop and messes up the top of his hair. Then he walks back up to the bar and orders a beer.

The bartender squints at him and says, "Hey, aren't you a string?"

The string replied instantly, "I'm knot!"

Inspiring Success

"It's not the men in my life that count, it's the life in my men."
- Mae West

Slowness Quiz

2006-08-27T23:50:00.000+08:00

80% slowness

[x] I get confused a lot
[x] I've tripped on air before
[x] I've tripped up the stairs before
[x] I've ran into a door before
[x] i've pushed a door that said pull
Total: 5

[x] I laugh randomly and its hard to stop
[ ] My friends always tell me I should be blonde or i am blonde
[x] My friends always tell me I am slow
[x] I say so many random things its scary
[ ] Half the time you dont get your friends jokes
Total: 3

[x] 1/4 of the time you dont get your jokes
[x] You have called somebody slow
[x] You were looking for something and did not see it, but 10-15 minutes later you point it out in amazment
[x] You forget how to say a word a lot
[x] Once you have been asked a question and havent noticed
Total: 5

[x] You randomly sing kiddy songs like "if your happy and you know it" or "twinkle twinkle little star"
[x] You are always annoying someone.
[x] You have sat in a puddle of water before
[ ] You have been called a blonde before
[ ] You are blonde/dirty blonde
Total: 3

ADD all of your answers.
MULTIPLY by 5.
The number you get is your percentage of slowness.

Proverb Of The Day

"Advice after injury is like medicine after death."
- Anonymous

$20 million

2006-08-22T23:35:00.000+08:00

$20 million

A mat buys a ticket and wins the lottery. He goes to to claim it and the man verifies his ticket number.

The mat says, "I want my $20 million."

To which the man replied, "No sir. It doesn't work that way. We give you a million today, and then you'll get the rest spread out for the next 19 years.

The mat said, "I want all my money RIGHT now! I won it, and I want it."

Again the man patiently explains that he would only get a million that day and the rest during the next 19 years.

The mat, furious with the man, screams out, "Look, I WANT MY MONEY!! If you're not going to give me my $20 million right now, THEN I WANT MY DOLLAR BACK!''

Q: What's dumber than a cheena trying to build a house under water?

A: A mat trying to burn it down

Space Travel

2006-08-21T23:50:00.000+08:00

Space Travel

PM Lee was about to send the first Singaporean rocket into space.

3 potential astronauts were called for an interview - one Indian, one Malay and one Chinese.

Mr. Lee interviews the Indian first: "So, Muthu, this is a dangerous mission... how much do you think you should be paid for it?"

Muthu thinks to himself and says, "1 million dollars."
"Why so much?" asks Dr. M.
"Nowadays toddy wery expensive, Sir..." replies Muthu.
"I see," said Mr. Lee. "Thank you... please ask the Malay guy to come here."

So the Malay walks up, and is asked the same question.
"Uh, 2 million boleh lah," replies the Malay applicant.
"2 million? That's a lot of money! Even the aneh before you only asked for one million!"
You see, Sir," explained Mat. "I have 4 wives and 15 children. So, 20 of us in the family, we need a lot of money to support ourselves."
"I see," said Mr. Lee. "Okay, can you ask the Chinese guy to come up here now?"

The Chinese guy comes in and Mr. Lee asks, "Ah Chong, this is a dangerous mission.. how much do you think you should be paid?"
Ah Chong thinks for a while, and suddenly says, "3 million."
Lee is shocked. "WHAT?!?! 3 million? Why so much?!"
Ah Chong beckons Mr. Lee to come closer, and whispers, "One million you keep, one million I keep, and then one more million to send the aneh into space."

~

Q: Why is the suicide bomber so sexy?

A: Because he is dressed to kill!

One Man Band

2006-08-20T23:00:00.000+08:00

One Man Band

One Man Band - video powered by Metacafe

Slogan of the Day

"If patience is a virtue and ignorance is bliss, then wouldn't life be
grand if we all were dumb and could wait a little while?"

Nerd Quiz

2006-08-19T22:33:00.000+08:00

How nerdy are you?

Put an X in all the boxes that apply to you.
Multiply your answer by 3 to find the percentage of how nerdy you are!

[ ] you wear/own a pair of glasses
[x] you've played some sort of video game 5 hours straight
[x] you have GI Joes or toy dinosours
[ ] you pack your lunch to school
[x] reading books is fun..
total = 3

[x] you go to the library to "hang out"..
[ ]you get good grades
[x] you've corrected people's grammar
[x] math class rocks!
[x] you've told someone a joke and nobody laughed
total = 3

[x] you like eating chinese food with chopsticks
[ ] you've won the spelling bee
[?] girls/boys have cooties!
[x] you've watched t.v for 4 hours straight
[ ] sports are just not my thing.
total = 2

[ ] you have/had a pet tarantula, snake, and/or lizard
[ ] you cried because you got an F on something
[ ] your homework is ALWAYS turned in on time
[ ] your NEVER late for class
[ ] spiderman is the coolest superhero EVER!!
total = 0

[x] you corrected the teacher
[x] you want to be a doctor or surgeon when you grow up
[ ] you have a napolean dynamite t-shirt
[ ] you always have a pen or pencil for class
[ ] you're an honor student
total = 2

[ ] you've never cheated on a test/quiz
[ ] I dont care about my looks.. I have school work to worry about!
[x] You've tripped and fallen in the hallway
[ ] Spiders and bugs are way cool!
[ ] You hsve a "secret" hideout..
total = 1

[x] Teachers like you
[x] You have little friends
[ ] Your are anti-social
[ ] You study everyday
total = 2

ADD THEM ALL UP AND MULTIPLY BY 3.
Im 39% nerdy!

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Did You Know?

A chameleon can move its eyes in two directions at the same time.

A chimpanzee can learn to recognize itself in a mirror, but monkeys can't.

All clams start out as males; some decide to become females at some point in
their lives

A woodpecker can peck twenty times a second.

Camels have three eyelids to protect themselves from blowing sand.

Fluctuations, Whisper

2006-08-17T23:06:00.000+08:00

Fluctuations

An asian guy walks into the New York City currency exchange with 2000 yen and walks out with $72.

Next week he walks in with 2000 yen and gets $66. He asks the lady why he gets less money this week than last week. The lady says "Fluctuations".

The Japanese guy storms out, and just before slamming the door, turns around and says: "Fluc you Amelicans too!"

Whisper

Once there was a liitle boy in church. He had to go to the bathroom so he told his mother, "Mommy, I have to piss."

The mother said, "Son don't say piss in church. Next time you have to piss, 'whisper' because it is more polite."

The next Sunday, the litle boy was sitting by his father this time, and once again, he had to go to the bathroom.

He told his father, "Daddy I have to whisper."

The father said, "OK. Here, whisper in my ear."

Proverb Of The Day

"The world changes so fast that you couldn't stay wrong all the time if you tried."
-Anonymous

Word (Spanktastic), Stroke

2006-08-16T23:03:00.000+08:00

TODAY'S WORD IS: Spanktastic (adjective)

Pronounced: spank-tas-tick

1. Used in sarcasm to describe an unfortunate event or a particularly happy event in which a person is inclined to use this phrase

"That's just spanktastic."

2. Being very awesome or cool, to the point of being almost perfectly fitting in with its surroundings. The word often can be refered to an article of clothing, a hairstyle or perfect instrumentation in a musical phrase.

"Those pants are spanktastic. They totally make that outfit hip."

Stroke

Three elderly women were sitting on a park bench when a hansome young man went up to them and flashed his naked body.

The first lady was so shocked that she died.

The second one was shocked too, and she fainted.

The third lady, well, she got a stroke.

Slogan of the Day

"When life hands you lemons throw them at someone"
-Sherry Ogden

Asian Quiz

2006-08-14T23:53:00.000+08:00

52% asian

[ ] You take your shoes off before entering the house
[x] You eat rice often.
[x] You use chopsticks.
[x] You can speak an asian language.
[x] Your parents want good grades from you.
[ ] Your parents insist you don't date until college.
[x] Your parents want you to go to Berkeley or some other good university like that. Stanford or Harvard, even better.
[ ] Your parents believe in Feng Shui.
[ ] You listen to those horoscopes/zodiac signs.
[x] Your parents love to gossip with the other parents about you.
[ ] You have relatives other than your immediate family living with you.
[x]Most of your friends are asian.
[x] You don't even know 10 people who aren't asian.
[x]Your ancestors came from Asia.
[x] You are obsessed with the computer and can't get enough.
[ ] You know how to put a computer together.
[x] You listen to asian music.
[x] You can actually understand the lyrics.
[x] You have to keep things from your parents, even if they're not bad, because you know they'd THINK it's bad.
[x] Your relatives love to bring you clothes that are bright in color with cute cartoons on them. If you're lucky, it might even have english words on them that don't make sense.
[x] You love your ethnic food.
[x] You have taken/still take piano and/or violin.
[ ] Classical music is the best music ever, next to asian music.
[x] You are good at math
[x] You've been to asia

multiply by 4 put the product as "___ % Asian"

~

Q: What happens to a Chinese man who runs into a wall with a full erection?

A: He breaks his nose!

Stupid Driver

2006-08-13T11:18:00.000+08:00

Stupid Driver

Two rich men were talking over coffee one day and one of them said to the other one "Hey I tell you my driver is really stupid... you don't believe?

Let me show you." and he called his driver Ah Beng over and said "Ah Beng, here is a 10 dollar note, go to the car showroom and buy me a Mercedes." to which Ah Beng replied, "Yes Sir! right away!" and rushed off to the showroom.

The rich man turned to his friend and said, "See, I told you he was stupid." The other rich man said, "That's nothing, you want to see stupid, I will show you stupid." and he called his driver, Ali. "Ali, go home now and check to see if I'm at home." to which Ali said, "Yes Sir, right away Sir." and ran home. "See what I told you?"

Later on, the two drivers met on the road. Ah Beng said to Ali, "Eh, you know my boss is sooo stupid. He gave me 10 dollars and ask me to go to the car showroom and buy him a Mercedes..... Doesn't he know that today is Sunday lah, the showroom is closed!"

Ali replied, "You think he is stupid ah? My boss lagi worse, he asked me to go home to check if he is at home! He got hand phone what, can just call up to check lah!!"

Makes You Think

"War doesn't determine who is right, but only who is left."

Useless Trivia

2006-08-12T22:58:00.000+08:00

Useless Trivia

- The first couple to be shown in bed together on prime time television were Fred and Wilma Flintstone.

- Coca-Cola was originally green.

- Every day more money is printed for Monopoly than the US Treasury.

- It is possible to lead a cow upstairs but not downstairs.

- Smartest dogs: 1. Scottish border collie, 2. Poodle , 3. Golden retriever, Dumbest: Afghan hound.

- Hawaiian alphabet has 12 letters.

- Men can read smaller print than women; women can hear better.

- Amount American Airlines saved in 1987 by eliminating one olive from each salad served in first class: $40,000

- City with the most Rolls Royce's per capita: Hong Kong

- State with the highest percentage of people who walk to work: Alaska

- Percentage of Africa that is wilderness: 28%

- Percentage of North America that is wilderness: 38%

Spoiltbrat Quiz

2006-08-11T11:18:00.000+08:00

29/100 spoiltbrat

[x] Cell phone.
[x] Own phone line. (cell phone line?)
[x] Own room.
[ ] 2 or more storey house.
[ ] Hot tub.
[ ] Guest room.
[ ] Have own computer
[ ] TV in your room.
TOTAL: 3/8

[x] Your own bed.
[ ] More than 20 pairs of shoes.
[ ] More than 10 bags.
[ ] Expensive sunglasses.
[x] Name brand wallet. (billabong?)
[ ]iPod.
[x] mp3. (broken one)
[ ] Xbox.
[ ] PS2.
[ ] PS1
[ ] Gamecube
TOTAL: 3/11

[x] Basketball hoop. (toy)
[ ] Basketball.
[ ] Netball hoop.
[ ] Netball.
[ ] Volleyball.
[x] Badminton racket.
[ ] Tennis racket.
[ ] Air hockey table.
[ ] Pool table.
[ ] Ping pong table.
[ ] Foose ball table.
[ ] Trampoline.
[ ] Own a snowboard.
[bodyboard] Own a surfboard.
[x]Own a pair of roller blades.
[ ] Own a pair of figure skates
[ ] Own your own bowling ball.
[ ] Own a pair of bowling shoes.
TOTAL: 3/28

[x]stereo in bedroom.
[ ] DVD player in room
[x] Have something from Abercrombie and Fitch
[x] Gets more than $50 each month.
[ ] Shop at AE.
TOTAL: 2/5

[ ]Does something expensive often.
[x] Parents are still together.
[ ] Step mom/dad
[ ] AIM.
[x] MSN.
[x] Yahoo!
[ ] AOL.
[ ] Digital camera.
TOTAL: 3/8

[kick]Scooter
[ ]bicycle
[ ] 4-wheeler.
[ ] Guitar/drums.
[ ] Keyboard
[ ] Any other instrument
[ ] Hammock.
[x] been on a cruise.
[x] on a train.
[x] Took a plane.
[x] Traveled out of the country.
[ ] Personal trainer.
[ ] Expensive jewelry
[ ] Met a celebrity.
TOTAL: 4/14

[ ] Straightener/curling iron.
[ ] Spent more than $100 on your hair at one go.
[ ] Been to a batting cage.
[x] $100+ on you right now.
[ ]Own savings account.
[ ] Been to Europe.
[x] Been to Hawaii.
TOTAL: 2/7

[ ] Been to NYC.
[ ] Been to Chicago.
[ ] Been to The Statue of Liberty.
[x] Been overseas.
[ ] Moved more than 3 times.
[ ] Own more than 1 house.
TOTAL: 1/6

HAS:
[ ] Pet
[ ] Ranch.
[ ] Verizon.
[ ] Cricket.
[ ] Virgin mobile.
[x] Nokia
[ ] Alltel
[ ] Tv-mobile.
[ ] Sprint.
[ ] US Cellular
[ ] Nextel.
[ ] Motorola
[ ] Sony Ericsson
[x] Been to states in the US.
[ ] Have a job.
[x] More than 100 buddies on friendster
TOTAL: 3/16

[x] Alarm clock
[x] Home cooked meal almost every day.
[x] Eat out almost every day.
[x] Been in a limo.
[ ] Own camcorder.
[ ] Own laptop computer.
[x]Own desk
TOTAL: 5/7

Unbelieveable!

2006-08-08T22:59:00.000+08:00

Unbelieveable!

A mat named Unbelieveable died, and his friend asked the tombstone maker to inscribe on his tombstone, "Here lies Unbelieveable, an intelligent man, and a mat."

The inscriber insisted that such an inscription would be confusing, for passersby would tend to think that three men were buried under the stone. However he suggested an alternative: He would inscribe, "Here lies a man who was both intelligent and a mat." That way, whenever anyone walked by the tombstone and read it, they would be certain to remark:

"That's Unbelieveable!"

Inspiring Success

"Only those who risk going too far can possibly find out
how far one can go."
- T. S. Eliot

Give him another chance!

2006-08-07T19:36:00.000+08:00

Give him another chance!

A mat, cheena and a singh joined a local math contest and half of the audience were mats. The singh went first.
"What is the root of 64?"
"Thats easy.. 8!"
The audience cheered. Next was the cheena.
"What is 2 divided by half?"
After much prompting, he finally answered, "umm, 4?"
"That is correct!"
The audience cheered again. Finally, the mat went forward.
"what is 2²?"
He thought for 5 minutes and said, "is it 2?"
"T'm sorry, but that is incorrect!"
The audience were shocked. All the mats started screaming "Give him another chance! Give him another chance!"
So the host agreed, "What is 2x2?"
To which he thought for 10 minutes and finally said, "its 10!"
All the mats screamed again, "Give him another chance! Give him another chance!".
"Okay, this is your last chance. What is 2+2?"
He thought hard for 15 minutes, "uh, is it 4?"
The audience went into an uproar, and the host heaved a sigh of relief. Then, all the mats started chanting "Give him another chance! Give him another chance!"

Did you know?

The Chinese were using aluminum to make things as early as 300 AD Western civilization didn't rediscover aluminum until 1827.

Teenager Quiz

2006-08-06T18:30:00.000+08:00

82% teenager

Have you..

[x] Held hands
[x] Lost someone
[x] Never got a chance to tell someone something important
[x] Cried your eyes out
[x] Danced
total: 5

[x] Rejected someone
[x] Been rejected
[x] Wanted to kill someone
[?] Got called a ......../..........
[x] Hurt someone
total: 4

[x] Got involved in sports
[x] Got called a dork
[x] Fell out of love
[x] Went to a funeral
[ ] Knew someone who has commited suicide
total: 4

[x] Grades dropped since you were 10
[x] Wrote a love poem
[x] Went through a phase
[x] Got ditched
[x] Know someone really stupid and/or annoying
total: 5

[x] Drank
[x] Made a mistake
[ ] Found the one
[ ] Thought you found the one
[ ] Cheated on your bf/gf
total: 2

[ ] Found out your bf/gf cheated
[x] Was lied to
[ ] Felt like the happiest person in the world
[x] Felt like dying
[ ] Got pregnant/your girl pregnant
total: 2

[x] Won an award
[x] Played an instrument
[ ] Worked part-time
[ ] Got into a fight
[x] Cheated in a test
total: 3

[x] Smoked anything
[x] Went to a rock concert
[x] Skipped school
[x] Heard a rumor about yourself
[x] Went abroad
total: 5

[x] Had a clique
[x] Hated someone
[x] Forgiven someone
[x] Talked back to a teacher
[x] Talked back to your parents
total: 5

[x] Went for a sleepover
[x] Stayed up all night
[x] Eaten a tub of ice-cream
[x] Fell really sick
[x] Fainted
total: 5

Now times by 2. This is how much of a teenager you are

40 x 2 = 80%

~

Have A Laugh On Us

"If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate."
- Steven Wright

Computer Bug

2006-08-04T21:04:00.000+08:00

Computer Bug

Inspiring Success

"It is better to have tried and failed than to have done nothing and succeeded."
- Karen Heaster

Ah Beng's Guide To Geographical Terminology

2006-08-03T21:57:00.000+08:00

Ah Beng's Guide To Geographical Terminology

GORGES adj. stunningly beautiful
"That ger (girl) is gorges!"

BEACH noun. a derogatory term for a disliked woman
"That Bee Lian is such a beach, man!"

CORAL verb.
1. to bicker
"Want to coral, is it?"
2. (followed by reef) to argue with
"Want to coral reef me, is it?"

DAM noun. a swear word to express disgust or dismay
"Dam it, call her go Zouk, she doe wan."

VALLEY adverb. extremely
"That Versachee belt, valley nice!"

THERMOMETER phrase. to meet the next day
"Cindy say thermometer at Taka."

LATITUDE adjective. a disagreeable demeanour
" She really got latitude problem man!"

CIRRUS adjective. certain
"Cirrus or not? Don' bluff!"

CANOPY phrase. impossible
"He bought new handphone? Canopy!"

~

Have A Laugh On Us

"Knowledge is power; power corrupts. Study hard; be evil."
- Amy McCoy

Emo Quiz

2006-08-02T21:09:00.000+08:00

70% EMO

[ ] You hate the world.
[ ] You hate society.
[X] You think vampires are cool.
[x] You write poetry.
[x] You have black hair/dyed your hair black once.
[x] You wear/have worn black eyeliner.
[x] You write poetry that's not for school.
[x]You are freakishly obsessed with darkness.
[ ]You think love is a waste of time.
[ ]you've given up on this world
Total = 8

[x] You've shopped at Hot Topic.
[x] You've spent over $100 at Hot Topic.
[ ] You wear more bracelets than a Russian...
[ ] You own a dog collar, that's not for your dog
[ ] You're extremely pale.
[ ] You are a member of a poetry site.
[x] Your screen name has been an oxymoron.
[ ] you are an aethiest or agnostic
[ ] You don't believe in god.
[x] Your screen name has/had X's in it.
Total = 5

[x] You have been referred to as scary.
[x] You have been referred to as demented.
[x] You have been referred to as weird.
[ ] You have been known to hate teachers.
[ ] You have been known to cause trouble.
[x] Your hair has been dyed a color that was not natural.
[x] You have/or had at least one photoshopped picture on myspace.
[x] You think pictures look better in greyscale or sepia tone.
[x] You have been referred to as evil.
[x] You are scared of yourself sometimes.
Total = 7

[x]Suicide has crossed your mind
[x] you have screamed before -
[x] You use big words that no one has ever heard before on occasion.
[ ] you've seen The Exorcist.
[x] You liked The Exorcist.
[ ] You've seen Saw.
[x] You liked Saw.
[ ] You've done voodoo.
[ ] You hate sports.
[x] You dress up as the most morbid thing posssible on Halloween.
Total = 6

[x] Halloween is one of your favorite holidays.
[x]You have a strange liking for fire.
[x] You have only a couple of actual friends.
[x]You're not afraid of spiders.
[x]You have had a conversation about how you want to die.
[x]You've painted your nails black
[x] One or more of your myspace pics has/had writing on them.
[x]You have had the word "...." in your display name.
[x] You love art.
[x]You like art with negative meanings
Total = 10

Now double your total score.

Japanese Pirates

2006-07-31T22:36:00.001+08:00

wierd. haha

Minah Jokes

2006-07-31T20:23:00.000+08:00

Poor minahs!

Q: How can you tell if a minah isn't wearing any underwear?

A: From the dandruff on her shoes!

Q: How can you seat four minahs in the same chair?

A: Flip it upside-down!!

Quotes (Matt Lauer, Mark Twain)

2006-07-30T22:03:00.000+08:00

Have A Laugh On Us

Researchers have discovered that chocolate produces some of the same reactions in the brain as marijuana...
The researchers also discovered other similarities between the two, but can't remember what they are.
- Matt Lauer, on NBC's "Today" show

Proverb Of The Day

The principle of give and take is the principle of diplomacy -
give one and take ten.
- Mark Twain

Hearing Aid, Argh!

2006-07-30T13:20:00.001+08:00

Hearing Aid

Two elderly neighbors were talking the other day and one said to the other.

"Hey I just bought a new hearing aid the other day, best hearing aid I've ever had, cost over $4,000."

"Great. What kind is it?"

"About 12:30 pm"

Argh!

Mrs Devan Nair was in an SQ flight when she asked for a copy of 'Vo-gwue' magazine.

Air stewardess: You mean 'Vogue' magazine?

Mrs Nair: OK, whatever, I won't arg with you.

Elephant Love Song Medley

2006-07-30T01:19:00.000+08:00

How Cheap are you?

2006-07-28T23:38:00.000+08:00

how cheap are you?

Okay so heres the deal. start with $300, you look it over and see how many of these things you have done, and you have to deduct the amount along the way, then post the amount that you have left.

<250 = angel
<200 = newborn
<150 = pure
<100 = normal
<75 = decent
>75 = unclean

had sex-- $20
went past first base-- $20
only went to first base-- $2
smoked-- $12
got drunk-- $21
went skinny dipping-- $10
kissed someone of the opposite sex-- $1
had more than one bf/gf at the same time-- $3
cheated-- $2
fell asleep in class-- $0.50
cheated on a quiz-- $5
been expelled-- $1
been in a fist fight-- $2
done oral-- $18
got oral-- $10
prank called the cops-- $1
stole something-- $10
done drugs-- $12
dyed your hair-- $10
done something with someone older-- $2
went out with someone OVER 18 if your under 18-- $3
ate a whole thing of oreos-- $1
cried yourself to sleep-- $5
said you love someone but didnt mean it-- $2
been in love-- $2
had more than 3 crushes in a month -- $1
got caught doing something that you shouldnt have been doin-- $7
went streaking-- $10
got arrested-- $1
got a warning -- $0.50
madeout with someone at the movies-- $6
peed in the pool-- $10
played spin the bottle-- $5
done something you regret-- $5
had sex with more than one person-- $9
been to town drunk or stoned-- $8
been to a club-- $10
had a job for more than 2 months-- $20
went out with you ex's good friend -- $20
make new friends frequently -- $2
did anything with the same sex - $10

result: $189.00

Blogs find new homes, First Impressions

2006-07-23T23:37:00.000+08:00

Blogs find new homes

Blog: http://-my-so-called-life-.blogspot.com/
Previous Owner: Benjamin Yeo
Current Owner: Panda-girl

Blog: http://thecrumpler.blogspot.com/
Previous Owner: Ezekiel Seow
Current Owner: TheCrumpler

Blog: http://dinodiary.blogspot.com/
Previous Owner: Daryl Ng
Current Owner: Dino-King

First Impressions
of your 5 close friends.

Nadhir - first met in p6 class
"wow, hes damn pro at slacking"

Jonathan - first met in sec 1 class
"retarded, maths, freak"

Shaun B - sec 1 class
"small, black boy. full of shit"

Benjamin - never really met him until Sec 2, band
"cute, asshole. has lots of alcohol"

S Pang - same as ben
"damn quiet & childish"

Totally Defenceless

2006-07-23T23:23:00.000+08:00

Totally Defenceless

Two Hokkien pengs, Ah Beng and Ah Seng, got promoted from privates to corporals.

Not long after, they're out for a walk and Ah Beng says, "Eh, Seng ah, there's the NCO Club. Let's go inside and togo." "But we all is plivate only, mah," protests Ah Seng. "No, we all is copler now," says Ah Beng, pulling him inside.

Once inside the pub, Ah Beng says, "Okay, let's order some beer and togo!" "But we all is plivate!" says Ah Seng. "Piang eh, you cannot see, meh?" says Ah Beng, pointing to his stripes. "We all is copler now!"

After leaving the NCO club, Ah Beng and Ah Seng go to Geylang. There, Ah Beng whistles at a hooker, but the hooker says, "Sorry, hor. Tonight cannot because I got gonorrhea."

Ah Beng pulls Ah Seng to the side and say, "Eh, you go and check the dictionary and see what 'gonorrhea' means. It it's okay, give me the okay sign." Ah Seng goes to look it up, comes back, and gives Ah Beng a big thumbs-up.

Three weeks later, Ah Beng is in the hospital with a severe case of gonorrhea. "Ni na beh," he scolds Ah Seng. "Why you tell me it's okay?" "Not my fault!" says Ah Seng. "In the dictionary, it says gonorrhea affects the privates."

Then he points to his stripes: "But we is copler now, mah!"

~

"In so much that you love so shall you grieve. In doing for others, you are doing for yourself. In doing for yourself, you are doing for others."

Gay quiz, Macdonalds Game, No, you idiot!

2006-07-17T19:15:00.000+08:00

flooble said that I am

Not Gay

(Not that there's anything wrong with that.)

Take the
Flooble Gay Quiz

Macdonalds Game
http://www.mcvideogame.com/index.html

No, you idiot!

G. W. Bush was very depressed that people were saying he is stupid. So he calls his good friend Queen Elizabeth, who says, "Now George, what you need to do is to surround yourself with smart people. Let me show you."

She conference calls Tony Blair in and asks, "Tony, your parents had a baby. It isn't your sister and it isn't your brother. Who is it?"

Tony Blair replies, "It's me!" and hangs up.

G.W. Bush then calls Dick Cheney and says, "Dick, your parents had a baby. It isn't your sister and it isn't your brother. Who is it?"

And Cheney says, "Wow, that's a tough one. Let me get back to you."

So Cheney calls Colin Powell and says, "Colin, your parents had a baby. It isn't your sister and it isn't your brother. Who is it?"

And Colin Powell says, "It's me!"

So Cheney calls Bush and says, "It's Colin Powell."

And Bush says, "No, you idiot! It's Tony Blair!"

10 people's most valued assets

2006-07-16T23:44:00.003+08:00

10 people's most valued assets

i want (not in order):
~pang's dicipline
~dailami's wealth
~ben yeo's street-smartness
~nadhir's guts
~jonathan's retarded lameness
~gabriel's brains
~louis's candidness
~shaunb's quick thinking
~frank's friendly-ness
~reginald's passion

Psalm 57:1,2

2006-07-13T23:59:00.000+08:00

Be merciful to me, O God, be merciful to me!
For my soul trusts in You;

And in the shadow of Your wings I will make my refuge,
Until these calamities have passed by.

I will cry out to God Most High,
To God who performs all things for me.

Psalm 57:1,2

what what what quiz

2006-07-12T21:22:00.000+08:00

the what, what, what?

THE CANs
Can you blow a bubble?:
yeah. i once blew a buble so big that i got stuck in it.

Can you dance?:
absolutely.

Can you do a cart wheel?:
yes.. im good at it.

Can you tie a cherry stem with your tongue?:
NO my tongue's pretty inflexible but i can still tongue well
heheh

Can you touch your toes?:
yes, with my nose

Can you whistle?:
yeah. damn high

Can you wiggle your ears?:
maybe

Can you wiggle your nose?
maybe

THE DIDs
Did you ever run away from home?:
maybe

Did you ever want to be a doctor?:
still do

Did you ever want to be a fire fighter?:
still do

Did you ever want to be a police officer?:
still do

Did you ever tell a stupid joke and no one laughed?
stupid joke - yeah
no one laughed - no
i was the only one laughing - yeah

THE DOs
Do you know how to swim?:
only breast stroke & doggy style & a bit of freestyle

Do you like roller coasters?:
those big things -yes
the snack - not really

Do you own a bike?:
a small little one but its spoilt

Do you think you could handle the stuff they eat on those reality shows?:
what shows? of course..

THE DOES'
Does hair loss run in your family at all?:
i have no idea

Does your car get good gas mileage?:
nope, it runs on natural gas

Does your family have family picnics?:
used to.

THE HAVEs
Have you ever been on a plane?
nope, but i've been IN one before..

Have you ever asked someone out?:
yeah.. only people i know

Have you ever been asked out by someone?
only by people i know -.-
ahhaha wth??

Have you ever been to the ocean?:
nah

Have you ever gone fishing?
yes.

Have you ever painted your nails?
think so..

THE HOWs
How did you find out about Friendster?
they e-mailed me & told me if i join them i'll have more friends

How many of them have you met in person?
umm..most? i cant remember who i've met anyway

THE WHATs
What are you listening to?
now? my mum.

What is the temperature outside?:
outside WHAT?
outside my body - HOT!
just outside my body - HOTTER

What radio station do you listen to?:
whichever is playing songs

What was the last restaurant you ate at?
dunno.. i dont remember most things -.- DIR~

What was the last thing you bought?
lunch frm the canteen.

What was the last thing you had to drink?:
salt solution.. no, really!

What was the last thing on TV you
singapore idol

THE WHOs
Who is your newest friend you have on Friendster?
some girl.. or guy. i dunno!!

Who was the last person you smsed?
benjy ahahahah gay~

Who is the last person you talked to on the phone?:
some girl asking for another girl (wrong no)

Who is your current crush?
i dunno! i keep switching every second! :0

Who was the last person you took a picture of?
peter.

Who was the last person to leave you a comment?
ilovetoroll. oh thats me HAHA
whos peter?

Who was the last person you said I love you to?
Ooh. myself.

Tree Riddle, Coustume Party

2006-07-09T13:27:00.000+08:00

Q: A tree doubled in height each year until it reached its maximum height in 20 years. How many years did it take this tree to reach half its maximum height?

A: answer below.

Costume Party

This guy goes to a costume party with a girl on his back.
"What the heck are you?" asks the host.
"I'm a snail," says the guy.
"But... you have a girl on your back" replies the host.
"Yeah," he says, "that's Michelle."

Answer to the riddle:
19 years. (i got this wrong at first)

Did you know? Doughnut

2006-07-07T23:39:00.000+08:00

Did you know?

The hole in the doughnut has been attributed to the Pennsylvania Dutch who punched holes in the original Dutch 'olykoeks'.
The hole has also been attributed to a New England sea captain, Hanson Gregory, who, in 1847 punched holes in the dough because his mother's donuts were not cooked in the center.
Neither of them were the first to have thought of the idea though. Archaeologists have found petrified fried cakes with holes in them in the southwestern U.S. in prehistoric Native American ruins.
So donuts have been invented more than once.

Angel Test

2006-07-06T02:39:00.000+08:00

Angel Test
Below 30 points = Angel

1) smoked b4 [x]
2) drink alcohol b4 [x]
3) slept with someone of the opposite sex [x]
4) slept with someone of the same sex [x]
5) gotten into any fights [x]
6) kissed someone of the opposite sex b4 [x]
7) kissed someone of the same sex b4 [x]
8) had someone in your room of the opposite sex [x]
9) scold vulgarities [x]
10) bought porn [ ]

TOTAL: 9

11) take drugs b4 [x]
12) hate going to the doctors [x]
13) lied to your parents [x]
14) lied to a friend [x]
15) snuck out of the house [x]
16) done something illegal [x]
17) cut yourself [x]
18) hurt someone [x]
19) wished someone to die [x]
20) seen someone die [ ]

TOTAL: 9

21) missed curfew [x]
22) stayed out all night [x]
23) eaten a carton of ice cream by yourself [x]
24) been to a therapist [x]
25) been to rehab [ ]
26) dyed your hair [x]
27) received a ticket [ ]
28) been in a wreck [x]
29) been to a club [ ]
30) been to a bar [x]

TOTAL: 7

31) been to a wild party [x]
32) seen the Mardi Gras [ ]
33) had a fight [x]
34) had a spring break in Florida [ ]
35) sniffed anything [x]
36) wore black nail polish b4 [x]
37) wore wrist bands [x]
38) wore t-shirts with band names [x]
39) wore black eyeliner [x]
40) own a 50 cent CD [ ]

TOTAL: 7

41) hugged someone of the opposite sex [x]
42) hugged someone of the same sex [x]
43) gone out with someone of the opposite sex [x]
44) gone out with someone of the same sex [ ]
45) stole something [x]
46) been too drunk to remember anything [x]
47) blacked out [x]
48) fainted [x]
49) had a crush on your neighbour [x]
50) had someone else snuck into your room [x]

TOTAL: 9

51) snuck into someone else's room [x]
52) had a crush on someone of the same sex [hell no]
53) had gone and watched movies with friends [x]
54) dry humped someone [x]
55) been called a sl*t [x]
56) called someone a sl*t [x]
57) installed speakers in your car [ ]
58) broke a mirror [x]
59) showered at someone of the opposites sex's house [x]
60) brushed your teeth with someone else's toothbrush [x]

TOTAL: 8

61) consider Mac, Dre, e40 or Mistah Fab your favorite rapper [ ]
62) seen an R rated movie in theaters [ ]
63) going out with friends to the mall [x]
64) skipped school [x]
65) had an eating disorder [x]
66) had hurt yourself b4 [x]
67) gone to court [ ]
68) walked out of a restaurant without paying [x]
69) caught something on fire [x]
70) lied about your age [x]

TOTAL: 7

71) owned an apartment [ ]
72) cheated on your boyfriend/girlfriend [x]
73) cheated with someone [x]
74) got in trouble with the police [x]
75) talked to a stranger [x]
76) hugged a stranger [x]
77) kissed a stranger [x]
78) rode in the car with a stranger [x]
79) been sexually harassed [x]
80) been verbally harassed [x]

TOTAL: 9

81) met face to face with someone you met online [x]
82) stayed online for 12 hours straight [x]
83) talked on the phone for more than 6 hours [x]
84) watched TV for 12 hours straight [x]
85) been to a fair [x]
86) been called a bad influence [x]
87) been cursed [x]
88) prank called someone [x]
89) laid in the bed with someone of the opposite sex [x]
90) cheated on a test [x]

TOTAL: 10

91) cheated on homework [x]
92) held hands with someone of the
opposite sex [x]
93) wants to be dead [x]
94) cuts yourself b4 [x]
95) hate yourself [x]
96) had a crush on someone 10 years older than you [x]
97) had a crush on someone younger than you [x]
98) worn eyeliner [x]
99) skinny dipped [ ]
100) laughed at someone who was seriously hurt [x]

TOTAL: 9

GRAND TOTAL: 84

Cold Winter

2006-07-04T22:02:00.000+08:00

Cold Winter

In October, the Indians asked their Chief if the coming winter was
going to be cold or not. Not really knowing the answer, the chief
replied that the winter will be cold and that the members of the
village should collect wood to be prepared.

Being a good leader, he then went to a phone booth, called the
National Weather Service and asked, "Is this winter to be cold?"

The man on the phone responded, "This winter is indeed going to be
very cold."

So the Chief went back to encourage his people to collect even more
wood to be prepared. A week later he called the National Weather
Service again, and asked again, "Is it going to be a very cold
winter?"

"Yes," the man replied, "it's going to be a very cold winter."

The Chief went back to his people and ordered them to go out and bring
back every scrap of wood they could find.

Two weeks later he called the National Weather Service again. "Are you
absolutely sure that this winter is going to be very cold?"

"Absolutely" the man replies, "the Indians are collecting wood like
crazy."

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