Sunday, July 30, 2006

Hearing Aid

Two elderly neighbors were talking the other day and one said to the other.

"Hey I just bought a new hearing aid the other day, best hearing aid I've ever had, cost over $4,000."

"Great. What kind is it?"

"About 12:30 pm"

Argh!

Mrs Devan Nair was in an SQ flight when she asked for a copy of 'Vo-gwue' magazine.

Air stewardess: You mean 'Vogue' magazine?

Mrs Nair: OK, whatever, I won't arg with you.

posted by Ivan at 1:20 PM