Hearing Aid
Two elderly neighbors were talking the other day and one said to the other.
"Hey I just bought a new hearing aid the other day, best hearing aid I've ever had, cost over $4,000."
"Great. What kind is it?"
"About 12:30 pm"
Argh!
Mrs Devan Nair was in an SQ flight when she asked for a copy of 'Vo-gwue' magazine.
Air stewardess: You mean 'Vogue' magazine?
Mrs Nair: OK, whatever, I won't arg with you.
posted by Ivan at 1:20 PM