Friday, September 22, 2006
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remain, most trees are blackened stumps, and its mayor reportedly
refuses to live there.
posted by Ivan at 11:52 PM
Wednesday, September 20, 2006
Three Envelopes
A fellow had just been hired as the new CEO of a large high tech corporation. The CEO who was stepping down met with him privately and presented him with three numbered envelopes. "Open these if you run up against a problem you don't think you can solve," he said.
Well, things went along pretty smoothly, but six months later, sales took a downturn and he was really catching a lot of heat. About at his wits's end, he remembered the envelopes. He went to his drawer and took out the first envelope. The message read, "Blame your predecessor."
The new CEO called a press conference and tactfully laid the blame at the feet of the previous CEO. Satisfied with his comments, the press and Wall Street responded positively, sales began to pick up and the problem was soon behind him.
About a year later, the company was again experiencing a slight dip in sales, combined with serious product problems. Having learned from his previous experience, the CEO quickly opened the second envelope. The message read, "Reorganize." This he did, and the company quickly rebounded.
After several consecutive profitable quarters, the company once again fell on difficult times. The CEO went to his office, closed the door and opened the third envelope.
The message said, "Prepare three envelopes."
~
"It is easier to fight for one's principles than to live up to them."
- Alfred Adler
A fellow had just been hired as the new CEO of a large high tech corporation. The CEO who was stepping down met with him privately and presented him with three numbered envelopes. "Open these if you run up against a problem you don't think you can solve," he said.
Well, things went along pretty smoothly, but six months later, sales took a downturn and he was really catching a lot of heat. About at his wits's end, he remembered the envelopes. He went to his drawer and took out the first envelope. The message read, "Blame your predecessor."
The new CEO called a press conference and tactfully laid the blame at the feet of the previous CEO. Satisfied with his comments, the press and Wall Street responded positively, sales began to pick up and the problem was soon behind him.
About a year later, the company was again experiencing a slight dip in sales, combined with serious product problems. Having learned from his previous experience, the CEO quickly opened the second envelope. The message read, "Reorganize." This he did, and the company quickly rebounded.
After several consecutive profitable quarters, the company once again fell on difficult times. The CEO went to his office, closed the door and opened the third envelope.
The message said, "Prepare three envelopes."
~
"It is easier to fight for one's principles than to live up to them."
- Alfred Adler
posted by Ivan at 11:05 PM
Tuesday, September 19, 2006
Priests vs. Temptation
There were three young priests about to take their final vows. The last test that they had to pass was the celibacy test. For this, all three had to strip naked and tie a little bell around their penis. After this, a belly dancer entered the room and started slinking around the first priest...
"Ting-a-ling"
The chief priest said "Oh, Patrick, I'm disappointed. You've failed. Go and have a shower."
The belly dancer had stripped as far as her last veil for the second guy before the chief priest heard...
"Ting a ling"
"Joseph, I'm very disappointed. You can't resist the temptation of a woman. Go for a shower."
The belly dancer started dancing totally naked now around the last priest. She did everything erotic she could think of... but no bell rang!
"John, I'm delighted. You've passed! You can resist the temptation of women. Now, go relax and take a shower with Patrick and Joseph"
"Ting-a-ling"
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"Most of our obstacles would melt away if, instead of cowering before them, we should make up our minds to walk boldly through them."
- Orison Swett Marden
There were three young priests about to take their final vows. The last test that they had to pass was the celibacy test. For this, all three had to strip naked and tie a little bell around their penis. After this, a belly dancer entered the room and started slinking around the first priest...
"Ting-a-ling"
The chief priest said "Oh, Patrick, I'm disappointed. You've failed. Go and have a shower."
The belly dancer had stripped as far as her last veil for the second guy before the chief priest heard...
"Ting a ling"
"Joseph, I'm very disappointed. You can't resist the temptation of a woman. Go for a shower."
The belly dancer started dancing totally naked now around the last priest. She did everything erotic she could think of... but no bell rang!
"John, I'm delighted. You've passed! You can resist the temptation of women. Now, go relax and take a shower with Patrick and Joseph"
"Ting-a-ling"
~
"Most of our obstacles would melt away if, instead of cowering before them, we should make up our minds to walk boldly through them."
- Orison Swett Marden
posted by Ivan at 10:25 PM
Monday, September 18, 2006
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posted by Ivan at 11:25 PM
Sunday, September 17, 2006
"My Mother Taught Me"
My Mother Taught me LOGIC..."If you fall off that swing and break your neck, you can't go to the store with me"
My Mother taught me MEDICINE..."If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they're going to freeze that way."
My Mother taught me about the WISDOM OF AGE..."When you get to be my age, you will understand."
My Mother taught me to THINK AHEAD..."If you don't pass your spelling test, you'll never get a good job!"
My Mother taught me ESP..."Put your sweater on; don't you think that I know when you're cold?"
My Mother taught me TO MEET A CHALLENGE..."What were you thinking? Answer me when I talk to you...Don't talk back to me!"
My Mother taught me HUMOR..."When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."
My Mother taught me how to BECOME AN ADULT..."If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."
My Mother taught me about GENETICS..."You are just like your father?"
My Mother taught me about my ROOTS..."Do you think you were born in the rubbish dump?"
My Mother taught me about ANTICIPATION..."Just wait until your father gets home."
My Mother taught me about RECEIVING..."You are going to get it when we get home."
And the all time favorite thing - JUSTICE "One day you will have kids, and I hope they turn out just like YOU..then you'll see what it's like!"
~
"There is only one pretty child in the world and every mother has it."
-Chinese Proverb
My Mother Taught me LOGIC..."If you fall off that swing and break your neck, you can't go to the store with me"
My Mother taught me MEDICINE..."If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they're going to freeze that way."
My Mother taught me about the WISDOM OF AGE..."When you get to be my age, you will understand."
My Mother taught me to THINK AHEAD..."If you don't pass your spelling test, you'll never get a good job!"
My Mother taught me ESP..."Put your sweater on; don't you think that I know when you're cold?"
My Mother taught me TO MEET A CHALLENGE..."What were you thinking? Answer me when I talk to you...Don't talk back to me!"
My Mother taught me HUMOR..."When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."
My Mother taught me how to BECOME AN ADULT..."If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."
My Mother taught me about GENETICS..."You are just like your father?"
My Mother taught me about my ROOTS..."Do you think you were born in the rubbish dump?"
My Mother taught me about ANTICIPATION..."Just wait until your father gets home."
My Mother taught me about RECEIVING..."You are going to get it when we get home."
And the all time favorite thing - JUSTICE "One day you will have kids, and I hope they turn out just like YOU..then you'll see what it's like!"
~
"There is only one pretty child in the world and every mother has it."
-Chinese Proverb
posted by Ivan at 11:30 PM
Saturday, September 16, 2006
TalkingCock in Parliment
- From Kerri's blog
im blogging w/o a keyboard! ÖöÖö using the on-screen keyboard, lol.
If you understand, things are just as they are; if you do not understand, things are just as they are.
- Zen proverb
- From Kerri's blog
im blogging w/o a keyboard! ÖöÖö using the on-screen keyboard, lol.
If you understand, things are just as they are; if you do not understand, things are just as they are.
- Zen proverb
posted by Ivan at 11:29 PM
Friday, September 15, 2006
[edit] OMfG! i read qns 10 as ABORTION instead of adoption! anws, sure i'll consider adoption.. ps. i also misread 8 as "do you want chickens?" haha öÖöÖ [/edit]
Relationship Survey
1.Single,taken or crushing?
single
2.Are you happy with your life?
yes.
3.When you meet the right person, did you fall in love with him/her fast?
yeah, quite.
4.Have you ever had your heart broken?
dont think so..
5.Do you believe that there are certain circumstances where cheating love is acceptable?
maybe?.. but mostly, its forgivable.
6.Would you ever take someone back if he/she cheated on you?
guess so.
7.Have you talked about marriage with another before?
dont think so.
8.Do you want children?
probably
9.How many?
um, 2.
10.Would you consider adoption?
sure, but im strongly against it.
11.If somebody like you right now, what do you tink is a best way to let you know his/her feeling?
any ways fine, just let me know.
12.Do you enjoy getting into relationships?
yeah?
13.Be honest, what is the furthest you and your ex did before?
understood each other. (far better than sex)
14.Do you believe in love at 1st sight?
nope.
15.Do you believe that you can change someone?
probably..
16.Are you romantic?
sure.. im uniquely romantic.
17.If you could get married anywhere, where would it be?
somewhere unique? dont know..
18.Do you easily give in when you are fighting?
physically, never! mentally, probably.
19.Have you ever wished you could have had someone but you messed it up?
no, why would anyone wish for that?
20.Do you have feelings for someone right now?
nope.
21.Have you ever broken a heart?
dont think so!
22.If one day your best friend fell in love with the boy/girl who you deeply in love with, what would you do?
dramatise the whole thing, then laugh over it. (seriously, laugh over it)
23.Are you missing someone now?
nope.
Now, you have to ask 5 of your friends to do this survey in their blogs.
(my friends dont keep blogs! & those who do have alr done this thing. so, yeah. )haha.. if you're reading this and haven't done this and have a blog, YOU"RE IN MY FIVE! go do this!
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"Slow down and enjoy your life. It's not only the scenery you miss by going too fast - you also may miss the sense of where you are going and why."
- E Cantor
Relationship Survey
1.Single,taken or crushing?
single
2.Are you happy with your life?
yes.
3.When you meet the right person, did you fall in love with him/her fast?
yeah, quite.
4.Have you ever had your heart broken?
dont think so..
5.Do you believe that there are certain circumstances where cheating love is acceptable?
maybe?.. but mostly, its forgivable.
6.Would you ever take someone back if he/she cheated on you?
guess so.
7.Have you talked about marriage with another before?
dont think so.
8.Do you want children?
probably
9.How many?
um, 2.
10.Would you consider adoption?
sure, but im strongly against it.
11.If somebody like you right now, what do you tink is a best way to let you know his/her feeling?
any ways fine, just let me know.
12.Do you enjoy getting into relationships?
yeah?
13.Be honest, what is the furthest you and your ex did before?
understood each other. (far better than sex)
14.Do you believe in love at 1st sight?
nope.
15.Do you believe that you can change someone?
probably..
16.Are you romantic?
sure.. im uniquely romantic.
17.If you could get married anywhere, where would it be?
somewhere unique? dont know..
18.Do you easily give in when you are fighting?
physically, never! mentally, probably.
19.Have you ever wished you could have had someone but you messed it up?
no, why would anyone wish for that?
20.Do you have feelings for someone right now?
nope.
21.Have you ever broken a heart?
dont think so!
22.If one day your best friend fell in love with the boy/girl who you deeply in love with, what would you do?
dramatise the whole thing, then laugh over it. (seriously, laugh over it)
23.Are you missing someone now?
nope.
Now, you have to ask 5 of your friends to do this survey in their blogs.
(my friends dont keep blogs! & those who do have alr done this thing. so, yeah. )haha.. if you're reading this and haven't done this and have a blog, YOU"RE IN MY FIVE! go do this!
~
"Slow down and enjoy your life. It's not only the scenery you miss by going too fast - you also may miss the sense of where you are going and why."
- E Cantor
posted by Ivan at 11:48 PM
Thursday, September 14, 2006
All The Same
A Chinese walks into a bar in America late one night and he saw Steven Spielberg. As he was a great fan of his movies, he rushes over to him, and asks for his autograph.
Instead, Spielberg gives him a slap and says, "You Chinese people bombed our Pearl Habour, get outta here."
The astonished Chinese man replied, "It was not the Chinese who bombed your Pearl Harbour, it was the Japanese".
"Chinese, Japanese, Taiwanese, you're all the same," replied Spielberg.
In return, the Chinese gives Spielberg a slap and says, "You sank the Titanic, my forefathers were on that ship." Shocked, Spielberg replies, "It was the iceberg that sank the ship, not me." The Chinese replies, "Iceberg, Spielberg, Carlsberg, you're all the same."
~
"To see what is right and not to do it is want of courage."
- Confucious, Chinese Philosopher
A Chinese walks into a bar in America late one night and he saw Steven Spielberg. As he was a great fan of his movies, he rushes over to him, and asks for his autograph.
Instead, Spielberg gives him a slap and says, "You Chinese people bombed our Pearl Habour, get outta here."
The astonished Chinese man replied, "It was not the Chinese who bombed your Pearl Harbour, it was the Japanese".
"Chinese, Japanese, Taiwanese, you're all the same," replied Spielberg.
In return, the Chinese gives Spielberg a slap and says, "You sank the Titanic, my forefathers were on that ship." Shocked, Spielberg replies, "It was the iceberg that sank the ship, not me." The Chinese replies, "Iceberg, Spielberg, Carlsberg, you're all the same."
~
"To see what is right and not to do it is want of courage."
- Confucious, Chinese Philosopher
posted by Ivan at 11:52 PM
Wednesday, September 13, 2006
Two men were playing golf..
Two men were having an awfully slow round of golf because
the two ladies in front of them managed to get into every
sand trap, lake, and rough on the course. They didn't
bother to wave the men on through, which is proper golf
etiquette.
After two hours of waiting and waiting, one man said, "I
think I'll walk up there and ask those gals to let us play
through." He walked out the fairway, got halfway to the
ladies, stopped, turned around, and came back, explaining, "I
can't do it. One of those women is my wife and the other
is my mistress! Maybe you'd better go talk to them."
The second man walked toward the ladies, got halfway there
and, just as his partner had done, stopped, turned around and
walked back and said: "Small world."
Two Hydrogen Atoms
Two hydrogen atoms bumped into each other recently.
One said: "Why do you look so sad?"
The other responded: "I lost an electron."
Concerned, One asked "Are you sure?"
The other replied "I'm positive."
Have a Laugh on Us
"Statistics have shown that one out of every four Americans are suffering from some form of mental illness.
Think of your three best friends.
If they're okay, then it's you."
- Rita Mae Brown
Two men were having an awfully slow round of golf because
the two ladies in front of them managed to get into every
sand trap, lake, and rough on the course. They didn't
bother to wave the men on through, which is proper golf
etiquette.
After two hours of waiting and waiting, one man said, "I
think I'll walk up there and ask those gals to let us play
through." He walked out the fairway, got halfway to the
ladies, stopped, turned around, and came back, explaining, "I
can't do it. One of those women is my wife and the other
is my mistress! Maybe you'd better go talk to them."
The second man walked toward the ladies, got halfway there
and, just as his partner had done, stopped, turned around and
walked back and said: "Small world."
Two Hydrogen Atoms
Two hydrogen atoms bumped into each other recently.
One said: "Why do you look so sad?"
The other responded: "I lost an electron."
Concerned, One asked "Are you sure?"
The other replied "I'm positive."
Have a Laugh on Us
"Statistics have shown that one out of every four Americans are suffering from some form of mental illness.
Think of your three best friends.
If they're okay, then it's you."
- Rita Mae Brown
posted by Ivan at 11:21 PM
Tuesday, September 12, 2006
Which Are You?"
BRAINY :
[ ] you wear spectacles
[ ] you wear specs only when studying
[ ] have high grades in school
[ ] recite often
[ ] a bookworm
[x] enjoys studying
[x] always at the top of the class
[x] only priority in school is to study
[x] can understand hard lessons easily
total: 4
MVP :
[X] has a high grade in P.E
[x] enjoys playing sports
[x] is physically fit
[x] rarely falls ill
[x] has won a sport competition
[x] incudes exercise in their daily routine
[x] has a perfect body
[x] active person
total: 6
REBELLIOUS :
[ ] you love breaking the rules:
[x] you have broken a school rule before
[ ] you are independent
[x] you think that rules are meant to be broken
[ ] you are strong-willed
[x] you love doing stuff with your clique
[ ] you hate rules
[ ] you want to be free
total: 3
NICE GIRL/BOY :
[x] you always/most of the time have assignments
[x] people say you are friendly and nice
[x] you love helping people
[ ] you don't like violence
[ ] you are a teacher's pet sometimes/before
[ ] you rarely break the rules
[x] you want to have a job that would benefit people a lot
[ ] you aren't so playful/childish/naughty as the others
total: 4
SOSSY :
[ ] most/some of your clothes have designer labels
[ ] you have a kikay kit
[ ] you always/most of the time WANT to be proper and very neat
[ ] you belong to a very/some-what rich family
[ ] you HATE insects
[ ] you prefer to eat at fancy restaurants than at fast food centers
[ ] you love wearing accessories
[ ] you are easily disgusted
total: 0
Result: MVP
~
Proverb Of The Day
"Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot"
- Jannette Lewis
BRAINY :
[ ] you wear spectacles
[ ] you wear specs only when studying
[ ] have high grades in school
[ ] recite often
[ ] a bookworm
[x] enjoys studying
[x] always at the top of the class
[x] only priority in school is to study
[x] can understand hard lessons easily
total: 4
MVP :
[X] has a high grade in P.E
[x] enjoys playing sports
[x] is physically fit
[x] rarely falls ill
[x] has won a sport competition
[x] incudes exercise in their daily routine
[x] has a perfect body
[x] active person
total: 6
REBELLIOUS :
[ ] you love breaking the rules:
[x] you have broken a school rule before
[ ] you are independent
[x] you think that rules are meant to be broken
[ ] you are strong-willed
[x] you love doing stuff with your clique
[ ] you hate rules
[ ] you want to be free
total: 3
NICE GIRL/BOY :
[x] you always/most of the time have assignments
[x] people say you are friendly and nice
[x] you love helping people
[ ] you don't like violence
[ ] you are a teacher's pet sometimes/before
[ ] you rarely break the rules
[x] you want to have a job that would benefit people a lot
[ ] you aren't so playful/childish/naughty as the others
total: 4
SOSSY :
[ ] most/some of your clothes have designer labels
[ ] you have a kikay kit
[ ] you always/most of the time WANT to be proper and very neat
[ ] you belong to a very/some-what rich family
[ ] you HATE insects
[ ] you prefer to eat at fancy restaurants than at fast food centers
[ ] you love wearing accessories
[ ] you are easily disgusted
total: 0
Result: MVP
~
Proverb Of The Day
"Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot"
- Jannette Lewis
posted by Ivan at 11:00 PM
Monday, September 11, 2006
Communication!
I put this up because i cant log in the msn, neither can my sis.
damn frust. haha
"We live in an age when pizza gets to your home before the police."
- Jeff Marder
I put this up because i cant log in the msn, neither can my sis.
damn frust. haha
"We live in an age when pizza gets to your home before the police."
- Jeff Marder
posted by Ivan at 11:46 PM
Sunday, September 10, 2006
Prison escapee fools cop
*WARNING! 10 min vid. may get boring.
~
"Today is the Tomorrow you worried about Yesterday."
Kimberly, Reno, NV
*WARNING! 10 min vid. may get boring.
~
"Today is the Tomorrow you worried about Yesterday."
Kimberly, Reno, NV
posted by Ivan at 11:46 PM
Saturday, September 09, 2006
Hey you!
Tired of seeing this boring and un-original layout every time you visit? Ever thought, this guy needs a new skin!? Want to see something original and exciting, something suiting MY magnificent personality? Then do something about it! Send in codes of your skins made to fit my blog and you may see YOUR creations on my blog! Winners will receive my gratitude and layout credits. haha.
Seriously, ..i need a new skin. Anyone wanna design one for me?? Contact me! I doubt i'll get any response though.. just trying my luck. :)
~
Be kind, everyone you meet is fighting a tough battle too.
Tired of seeing this boring and un-original layout every time you visit? Ever thought, this guy needs a new skin!? Want to see something original and exciting, something suiting MY magnificent personality? Then do something about it! Send in codes of your skins made to fit my blog and you may see YOUR creations on my blog! Winners will receive my gratitude and layout credits. haha.
Seriously, ..i need a new skin. Anyone wanna design one for me?? Contact me! I doubt i'll get any response though.. just trying my luck. :)
~
Be kind, everyone you meet is fighting a tough battle too.
posted by Ivan at 10:15 PM
Friday, September 08, 2006
instructions: bold the ones which are applicable.
- you have gotten F9 grades for math many times
- you always do last minute homework in class
- you use your handphone to text your friends in class
- your phone got confiscated before (almost)
- you listen to ur mp3, cd player in class
- you sleep in class
- you curse teachers
- you are always late for extra classes
- you doodle on tables
- you make out in class
- you are rebellious with some teachers
- you always hand up work late
- you make fun of the nerds and geeks
- you have broken school rules
- you always dont have the correct books
- you dont take notes
- recess is your favourite part of school
- you hang out after school
- you lie to your teachers about homework
- you tell your parents that you dont have homework, when you actually do
- you have made someone cry in school
- you copied homework before
- you threw away homework before and lied that you didnt receive it first of all
- you laugh at the way some teachers walk
- you have been late couple of times (a couple is an understatement)
count the 'bolds' and then multiply by 4. and post it as I AM ___ % bad in school.
i am 88% bad in school.
~
All about cherries
Q: How do you turn an elephant into a cherry tree?
A: You paint his balls red.
Q: What is the loudest noise in the jungle?
A: A giraffe eating cherries.
- you have gotten F9 grades for math many times
- you always do last minute homework in class
- you use your handphone to text your friends in class
- your phone got confiscated before (almost)
- you listen to ur mp3, cd player in class
- you sleep in class
- you curse teachers
- you are always late for extra classes
- you doodle on tables
- you make out in class
- you are rebellious with some teachers
- you always hand up work late
- you make fun of the nerds and geeks
- you have broken school rules
- you always dont have the correct books
- you dont take notes
- recess is your favourite part of school
- you hang out after school
- you lie to your teachers about homework
- you tell your parents that you dont have homework, when you actually do
- you have made someone cry in school
- you copied homework before
- you threw away homework before and lied that you didnt receive it first of all
- you laugh at the way some teachers walk
- you have been late couple of times (a couple is an understatement)
count the 'bolds' and then multiply by 4. and post it as I AM ___ % bad in school.
i am 88% bad in school.
~
All about cherries
Q: How do you turn an elephant into a cherry tree?
A: You paint his balls red.
Q: What is the loudest noise in the jungle?
A: A giraffe eating cherries.
posted by Ivan at 10:56 PM
Thursday, September 07, 2006
[edit] you so need to take a closer look at my pet rabbit right now! there ---> [/edit]
The Little Boy & Girl
Every day a 4th grade boy walks home from school passed a 4th grade girl's house. One day he is carrying a football and stops to taunt the little girl. He holds up the football and says "See this football? Football is a boys game and girls can't have one!" The little girl runs in the house crying and tells her mother about the encounter. She runs out and buys the girl a football.
The next day the boy is riding home on his bike, and the girl shows him the football, yelling "Nah na nah na nah".
The little boy gets mad and points to his bike. "See this bike? This is a boys bike, and girls can't have them!" Next day, the boy comes by and the little girl is riding a new boys bike.
Now he is really mad. So he drops his pants, points at his private parts, and says "You see THIS? Only BOYS have these and your mother can't go buy you one"
The next day as he passes the house he asks the little girl "Well, what do you have to say NOW?" So she pulls up her dress, points to her private part and says "My mother told me that as long as I have one of these, I can have as many of THOSE as I want!
Shopping Matha
man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need.
The Little Boy & Girl
Every day a 4th grade boy walks home from school passed a 4th grade girl's house. One day he is carrying a football and stops to taunt the little girl. He holds up the football and says "See this football? Football is a boys game and girls can't have one!" The little girl runs in the house crying and tells her mother about the encounter. She runs out and buys the girl a football.
The next day the boy is riding home on his bike, and the girl shows him the football, yelling "Nah na nah na nah".
The little boy gets mad and points to his bike. "See this bike? This is a boys bike, and girls can't have them!" Next day, the boy comes by and the little girl is riding a new boys bike.
Now he is really mad. So he drops his pants, points at his private parts, and says "You see THIS? Only BOYS have these and your mother can't go buy you one"
The next day as he passes the house he asks the little girl "Well, what do you have to say NOW?" So she pulls up her dress, points to her private part and says "My mother told me that as long as I have one of these, I can have as many of THOSE as I want!
Shopping Matha
man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need.
posted by Ivan at 11:09 PM
Wednesday, September 06, 2006
Amazing Vision!
Have A Laugh on Us
"After all is said and done, usually more is said than done."
- Anonymous
Have A Laugh on Us
"After all is said and done, usually more is said than done."
- Anonymous
posted by Ivan at 10:04 PM
Tuesday, September 05, 2006
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posted by Ivan at 11:40 PM
Monday, September 04, 2006
Solo Trumpet Duet
"Money doesn't bring you happiness, but it enables you to look for it
in more places."
"Money doesn't bring you happiness, but it enables you to look for it
in more places."
posted by Ivan at 9:55 PM
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