Thursday, August 31, 2006

Help Han

help han play some game.. just click on this, and you don't have to sign up.

http://www.kingsofchaos.com/recruit.php?uniqid=58vwjtsd
http://www.hellwars.com/recruit.php?uniqid=sw1158584491

Caught Drinking

A man, whose level of drunkenness was bordering on the absurd, stood up to leave a bar and fell flat on his face.

"Maybe all I need is some fresh air," thought the man as he crawled outside.

He tried to stand up again, but fell face first into the mud.

"Screw it," he thought. "I'll just crawl home."

The next morning, his wife found him on the doorstep asleep.

"You went out drinking last night, didn't you?" she said.

"Uh, yes," he said sheepishly. "How did you know?"

"You left your wheelchair at the bar again."

Thanks a million!

http://i-am-bored.com/bored_link.cfm?link_id=19241

posted by Ivan at 9:57 PM

Wednesday, August 30, 2006
BOLD THE STATEMENTS THAT APPLY TO YOU:

I miss somebody right now.
I dont watch TV these days.
I wear glasses or contact lenses.
I love to play video games.
I've tried marijuana.
I have been in a threesome.
I have been the psycho-ex in a past relationship.
I believe honesty is usually the best policy.
I curse sometimes.
I have changed a lot mentally over the last year.
I carry my knife/razor everywhere with me.
I'm totally smart.
I've broken someone's bones.
I'm paranoid sometimes.
I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free.
I need money right now.
I love sushi.
I talk really, really fast.
I have long hair.
I have lost money in Las Vegas.
I have at least one sibling.
I have worn fake hair/fingernails/eyelashes in the past.
I can't survive without Caller ID.
I like the way i look.
I am usually pessimistic.
I have a lot of mood swings.
I have a hidden talent.
I'm always hyper no matter how much sugar i have.
I have a lot of friends.
I am currently single.
I have pecked someone of the same sex.
I enjoy talking on the phone.
I practically live in sweatpants or PJ pants.
I love to shop.
I would rather shop than eat.
I don't hate anyone.
I'm a pretty good dancer.
I'm completely embarrassed to be seen with my mother.
I have a cell phone.
I believe in God.
I watch MTV on a daily basis.
I have passed out drunk in the past 6 months.
I've rejected someone before.
I have no idea what i want to do for the rest of my life.
I want to have children in the future.
I have changed a diaper before.
I've called the cops on a friend before.
I'm not allergic to anything.
I have a lot to learn.
I have been with someone at least 10 years older or younger.
I am shy around the opposite sex.
I have tried alcohol before.
I have made a move on a friend's significant other or crush in the past.
I own the "South Park" movie.
I would die for my best friends.
I think that Pizza Hut has the best pizza.
I have used my sexuality to advance my career.
I love Michael Jackson, scandals and all.
Halloween is awesome because you get free candy.
I watch Spongebob Squarepants and i like it.
I am happy at this moment.
I'm obsessed with guys.
I study for tests most of the time.
I tie my shoelaces differently from anyone I've ever met.
I am comfortable with who I am right now.
I have more than just my ears pierced.
I walk barefoot wherever i can.
I have jumped off a bridge.
I love sea turtles.
I spend ridiculous money on makeup.
I plan on achieving a major goal/dream.
I'm proficient in a musical instrument.
I worked at McDonald's restaurant.
I hate office jobs.
I love sci-fi movies.
I think water rules.
I went college out of state.
I like hotdogs.
I love kisses.
I fall for the worst people.
I adore bright colours.
I can't live without black eyeliner.
I don't know why the hell i am doing this stupid thing.
I usually like covers better than originals.
I can pick up things with my toes.
I can't whistle.
I can move my tongue in waves, much like a snakes slither.
I have ridden/owned a horse.
I still have every journal I've ever written in.
I can't stick to a diet.
I talk in my sleep.
I try to forget things by drowning them out with loads of distractions.
I think climbing trees is a brilliant past-time.
I have jazz in my blood.
I wear a toe ring.
I have a tattoo.
I can't stand at least one person that i work with.
I am a caffeine junkie.
I cosplay or know what cosplaying is.
I have been to over 15 conventions.
I will collect anything, and the more nonsensical the better.
I'm an artist.
I only clean my room when necessary.
I like a person of the same sex.
I love being happy

~

Proverb Of The Day

"This room is clean enough to be healthy and dirty enough to be happy"
-Vinoba Issac, Bandalore, India

posted by Ivan at 9:03 PM

Tuesday, August 29, 2006
TODAY'S WORD IS: recumbent (adjective)

Pronounced: rih-KUM-bunt

Meaning: Reclining; lying down.

While the lovers' intricately carved tombs -- with their host of angels
surrounding the recumbent figures of the deceased -- draw crowds, the
soaring space of the Gothic cathedral and the peaceful abbey cloisters seem
to swallow and silence the busloads of visitors.
- Jill Knight Weinberger, "Monuments To Love's Labors", New York Times,
August 15, 1999

Winser was still recumbent but in his frenzy he was trying to writhe his way
back onto his knees, kicking and twisting like a felled animal, struggling
to wedge his heels under him, half rising, only to topple back again onto
his side.
- John le Carré, Single & Single

~

For God so loved the world that He gave His only begotten Son, that whoever believes in Him should not perish but have everlasting life.
John 3:16

posted by Ivan at 11:45 PM

Monday, August 28, 2006
Tough Job

A man goes into a sperm bank and says, "I'd like to make a deposit please."

The doctor says, "Go and fill this up," and gives the man a bottle.

Three days later the man returns to the sperm bank, marches into the doctor's office and says,

"I've tried with my left hand and tried with my right hand. My wife has tried with her left hand and her right hand. My mother-in-law has tried with a rubber glove on, my maid tried with her mouth, even my daughter's tooth fell out AND NONE OF US CAN GET THE TOP OFF THAT BOTTLE!"

String Theory

A string walks into a bar with a few friends and orders a beer. The bartender says, "I'm sorry, but we don't serve strings here."

The string walks away a little upset and sits down with his friends. A few minutes later he goes back to the bar and orders a beer. The bartender, looking a little exasperated, says, "I'm sorry, we don't serve strings here."

So the string goes back to his table. Then he gets an idea. He ties himself in a loop and messes up the top of his hair. Then he walks back up to the bar and orders a beer.

The bartender squints at him and says, "Hey, aren't you a string?"

The string replied instantly, "I'm knot!"

Inspiring Success

"It's not the men in my life that count, it's the life in my men."
- Mae West

posted by Ivan at 10:48 PM

Sunday, August 27, 2006
80% slowness

[x] I get confused a lot
[x] I've tripped on air before
[x] I've tripped up the stairs before
[x] I've ran into a door before
[x] i've pushed a door that said pull
Total: 5

[x] I laugh randomly and its hard to stop
[ ] My friends always tell me I should be blonde or i am blonde
[x] My friends always tell me I am slow
[x] I say so many random things its scary
[ ] Half the time you dont get your friends jokes
Total: 3

[x] 1/4 of the time you dont get your jokes
[x] You have called somebody slow
[x] You were looking for something and did not see it, but 10-15 minutes later you point it out in amazment
[x] You forget how to say a word a lot
[x] Once you have been asked a question and havent noticed
Total: 5

[x] You randomly sing kiddy songs like "if your happy and you know it" or "twinkle twinkle little star"
[x] You are always annoying someone.
[x] You have sat in a puddle of water before
[ ] You have been called a blonde before
[ ] You are blonde/dirty blonde
Total: 3

ADD all of your answers.
MULTIPLY by 5.
The number you get is your percentage of slowness.

Proverb Of The Day

"Advice after injury is like medicine after death."
- Anonymous

posted by Ivan at 11:50 PM

Tuesday, August 22, 2006
$20 million

A mat buys a ticket and wins the lottery. He goes to to claim it and the man verifies his ticket number.

The mat says, "I want my $20 million."

To which the man replied, "No sir. It doesn't work that way. We give you a million today, and then you'll get the rest spread out for the next 19 years.

The mat said, "I want all my money RIGHT now! I won it, and I want it."

Again the man patiently explains that he would only get a million that day and the rest during the next 19 years.

The mat, furious with the man, screams out, "Look, I WANT MY MONEY!! If you're not going to give me my $20 million right now, THEN I WANT MY DOLLAR BACK!''

Q: What's dumber than a cheena trying to build a house under water?

A: A mat trying to burn it down

posted by Ivan at 11:35 PM

Monday, August 21, 2006
Space Travel

PM Lee was about to send the first Singaporean rocket into space.

3 potential astronauts were called for an interview - one Indian, one Malay and one Chinese.

Mr. Lee interviews the Indian first: "So, Muthu, this is a dangerous mission... how much do you think you should be paid for it?"

Muthu thinks to himself and says, "1 million dollars."
"Why so much?" asks Dr. M.
"Nowadays toddy wery expensive, Sir..." replies Muthu.
"I see," said Mr. Lee. "Thank you... please ask the Malay guy to come here."

So the Malay walks up, and is asked the same question.
"Uh, 2 million boleh lah," replies the Malay applicant.
"2 million? That's a lot of money! Even the aneh before you only asked for one million!"
You see, Sir," explained Mat. "I have 4 wives and 15 children. So, 20 of us in the family, we need a lot of money to support ourselves."
"I see," said Mr. Lee. "Okay, can you ask the Chinese guy to come up here now?"

The Chinese guy comes in and Mr. Lee asks, "Ah Chong, this is a dangerous mission.. how much do you think you should be paid?"
Ah Chong thinks for a while, and suddenly says, "3 million."
Lee is shocked. "WHAT?!?! 3 million? Why so much?!"
Ah Chong beckons Mr. Lee to come closer, and whispers, "One million you keep, one million I keep, and then one more million to send the aneh into space."

~

Q: Why is the suicide bomber so sexy?

A: Because he is dressed to kill!

posted by Ivan at 11:50 PM

Sunday, August 20, 2006
One Man Band


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Slogan of the Day

"If patience is a virtue and ignorance is bliss, then wouldn't life be
grand if we all were dumb and could wait a little while?"

posted by Ivan at 11:00 PM

Saturday, August 19, 2006
How nerdy are you?

Put an X in all the boxes that apply to you.
Multiply your answer by 3 to find the percentage of how nerdy you are!

[ ] you wear/own a pair of glasses
[x] you've played some sort of video game 5 hours straight
[x] you have GI Joes or toy dinosours
[ ] you pack your lunch to school
[x] reading books is fun..
total = 3

[x] you go to the library to "hang out"..
[ ]you get good grades
[x] you've corrected people's grammar
[x] math class rocks!
[x] you've told someone a joke and nobody laughed
total = 3

[x] you like eating chinese food with chopsticks
[ ] you've won the spelling bee
[?] girls/boys have cooties!
[x] you've watched t.v for 4 hours straight
[ ] sports are just not my thing.
total = 2

[ ] you have/had a pet tarantula, snake, and/or lizard
[ ] you cried because you got an F on something
[ ] your homework is ALWAYS turned in on time
[ ] your NEVER late for class
[ ] spiderman is the coolest superhero EVER!!
total = 0

[x] you corrected the teacher
[x] you want to be a doctor or surgeon when you grow up
[ ] you have a napolean dynamite t-shirt
[ ] you always have a pen or pencil for class
[ ] you're an honor student
total = 2

[ ] you've never cheated on a test/quiz
[ ] I dont care about my looks.. I have school work to worry about!
[x] You've tripped and fallen in the hallway
[ ] Spiders and bugs are way cool!
[ ] You hsve a "secret" hideout..
total = 1

[x] Teachers like you
[x] You have little friends
[ ] Your are anti-social
[ ] You study everyday
total = 2

ADD THEM ALL UP AND MULTIPLY BY 3.
Im 39% nerdy!

~

Did You Know?

A chameleon can move its eyes in two directions at the same time.

A chimpanzee can learn to recognize itself in a mirror, but monkeys can't.

All clams start out as males; some decide to become females at some point in
their lives

A woodpecker can peck twenty times a second.

Camels have three eyelids to protect themselves from blowing sand.

posted by Ivan at 10:33 PM

Thursday, August 17, 2006
Fluctuations

An asian guy walks into the New York City currency exchange with 2000 yen and walks out with $72.

Next week he walks in with 2000 yen and gets $66. He asks the lady why he gets less money this week than last week. The lady says "Fluctuations".

The Japanese guy storms out, and just before slamming the door, turns around and says: "Fluc you Amelicans too!"

Whisper

Once there was a liitle boy in church. He had to go to the bathroom so he told his mother, "Mommy, I have to piss."

The mother said, "Son don't say piss in church. Next time you have to piss, 'whisper' because it is more polite."

The next Sunday, the litle boy was sitting by his father this time, and once again, he had to go to the bathroom.

He told his father, "Daddy I have to whisper."

The father said, "OK. Here, whisper in my ear."

Proverb Of The Day

"The world changes so fast that you couldn't stay wrong all the time if you tried."
-Anonymous

posted by Ivan at 11:06 PM

Wednesday, August 16, 2006
TODAY'S WORD IS: Spanktastic (adjective)

Pronounced: spank-tas-tick

1. Used in sarcasm to describe an unfortunate event or a particularly happy event in which a person is inclined to use this phrase

"That's just spanktastic."

2. Being very awesome or cool, to the point of being almost perfectly fitting in with its surroundings. The word often can be refered to an article of clothing, a hairstyle or perfect instrumentation in a musical phrase.

"Those pants are spanktastic. They totally make that outfit hip."

Stroke

Three elderly women were sitting on a park bench when a hansome young man went up to them and flashed his naked body.

The first lady was so shocked that she died.

The second one was shocked too, and she fainted.

The third lady, well, she got a stroke.

Slogan of the Day

"When life hands you lemons throw them at someone"
-Sherry Ogden

posted by Ivan at 11:03 PM

Monday, August 14, 2006
52% asian

[ ] You take your shoes off before entering the house
[x] You eat rice often.
[x] You use chopsticks.
[x] You can speak an asian language.
[x] Your parents want good grades from you.
[ ] Your parents insist you don't date until college.
[x] Your parents want you to go to Berkeley or some other good university like that. Stanford or Harvard, even better.
[ ] Your parents believe in Feng Shui.
[ ] You listen to those horoscopes/zodiac signs.
[x] Your parents love to gossip with the other parents about you.
[ ] You have relatives other than your immediate family living with you.
[x]Most of your friends are asian.
[x] You don't even know 10 people who aren't asian.
[x]Your ancestors came from Asia.
[x] You are obsessed with the computer and can't get enough.
[ ] You know how to put a computer together.
[x] You listen to asian music.
[x] You can actually understand the lyrics.
[x] You have to keep things from your parents, even if they're not bad, because you know they'd THINK it's bad.
[x] Your relatives love to bring you clothes that are bright in color with cute cartoons on them. If you're lucky, it might even have english words on them that don't make sense.
[x] You love your ethnic food.
[x] You have taken/still take piano and/or violin.
[ ] Classical music is the best music ever, next to asian music.
[x] You are good at math
[x] You've been to asia

multiply by 4 put the product as "___ % Asian"

~

Q: What happens to a Chinese man who runs into a wall with a full erection?

A: He breaks his nose!

posted by Ivan at 11:53 PM

Sunday, August 13, 2006
Stupid Driver

Two rich men were talking over coffee one day and one of them said to the other one "Hey I tell you my driver is really stupid... you don't believe?

Let me show you." and he called his driver Ah Beng over and said "Ah Beng, here is a 10 dollar note, go to the car showroom and buy me a Mercedes." to which Ah Beng replied, "Yes Sir! right away!" and rushed off to the showroom.

The rich man turned to his friend and said, "See, I told you he was stupid." The other rich man said, "That's nothing, you want to see stupid, I will show you stupid." and he called his driver, Ali. "Ali, go home now and check to see if I'm at home." to which Ali said, "Yes Sir, right away Sir." and ran home. "See what I told you?"

Later on, the two drivers met on the road. Ah Beng said to Ali, "Eh, you know my boss is sooo stupid. He gave me 10 dollars and ask me to go to the car showroom and buy him a Mercedes..... Doesn't he know that today is Sunday lah, the showroom is closed!"

Ali replied, "You think he is stupid ah? My boss lagi worse, he asked me to go home to check if he is at home! He got hand phone what, can just call up to check lah!!"

Makes You Think

"War doesn't determine who is right, but only who is left."

posted by Ivan at 11:18 AM

Saturday, August 12, 2006
Useless Trivia

- The first couple to be shown in bed together on prime time television were Fred and Wilma Flintstone.

- Coca-Cola was originally green.

- Every day more money is printed for Monopoly than the US Treasury.

- It is possible to lead a cow upstairs but not downstairs.

- Smartest dogs: 1. Scottish border collie, 2. Poodle , 3. Golden retriever, Dumbest: Afghan hound.

- Hawaiian alphabet has 12 letters.

- Men can read smaller print than women; women can hear better.

- Amount American Airlines saved in 1987 by eliminating one olive from each salad served in first class: $40,000

- City with the most Rolls Royce's per capita: Hong Kong

- State with the highest percentage of people who walk to work: Alaska

- Percentage of Africa that is wilderness: 28%

- Percentage of North America that is wilderness: 38%

posted by Ivan at 10:58 PM

Friday, August 11, 2006
29/100 spoiltbrat

[x] Cell phone.
[x] Own phone line. (cell phone line?)
[x] Own room.
[ ] 2 or more storey house.
[ ] Hot tub.
[ ] Guest room.
[ ] Have own computer
[ ] TV in your room.
TOTAL: 3/8

[x] Your own bed.
[ ] More than 20 pairs of shoes.
[ ] More than 10 bags.
[ ] Expensive sunglasses.
[x] Name brand wallet. (billabong?)
[ ]iPod.
[x] mp3. (broken one)
[ ] Xbox.
[ ] PS2.
[ ] PS1
[ ] Gamecube
TOTAL: 3/11

[x] Basketball hoop. (toy)
[ ] Basketball.
[ ] Netball hoop.
[ ] Netball.
[ ] Volleyball.
[x] Badminton racket.
[ ] Tennis racket.
[ ] Air hockey table.
[ ] Pool table.
[ ] Ping pong table.
[ ] Foose ball table.
[ ] Trampoline.
[ ] Own a snowboard.
[bodyboard] Own a surfboard.
[x]Own a pair of roller blades.
[ ] Own a pair of figure skates
[ ] Own your own bowling ball.
[ ] Own a pair of bowling shoes.
TOTAL: 3/28

[x]stereo in bedroom.
[ ] DVD player in room
[x] Have something from Abercrombie and Fitch
[x] Gets more than $50 each month.
[ ] Shop at AE.
TOTAL: 2/5

[ ]Does something expensive often.
[x] Parents are still together.
[ ] Step mom/dad
[ ] AIM.
[x] MSN.
[x] Yahoo!
[ ] AOL.
[ ] Digital camera.
TOTAL: 3/8

[kick]Scooter
[ ]bicycle
[ ] 4-wheeler.
[ ] Guitar/drums.
[ ] Keyboard
[ ] Any other instrument
[ ] Hammock.
[x] been on a cruise.
[x] on a train.
[x] Took a plane.
[x] Traveled out of the country.
[ ] Personal trainer.
[ ] Expensive jewelry
[ ] Met a celebrity.
TOTAL: 4/14

[ ] Straightener/curling iron.
[ ] Spent more than $100 on your hair at one go.
[ ] Been to a batting cage.
[x] $100+ on you right now.
[ ]Own savings account.
[ ] Been to Europe.
[x] Been to Hawaii.
TOTAL: 2/7

[ ] Been to NYC.
[ ] Been to Chicago.
[ ] Been to The Statue of Liberty.
[x] Been overseas.
[ ] Moved more than 3 times.
[ ] Own more than 1 house.
TOTAL: 1/6

HAS:
[ ] Pet
[ ] Ranch.
[ ] Verizon.
[ ] Cricket.
[ ] Virgin mobile.
[x] Nokia
[ ] Alltel
[ ] Tv-mobile.
[ ] Sprint.
[ ] US Cellular
[ ] Nextel.
[ ] Motorola
[ ] Sony Ericsson
[x] Been to states in the US.
[ ] Have a job.
[x] More than 100 buddies on friendster
TOTAL: 3/16

[x] Alarm clock
[x] Home cooked meal almost every day.
[x] Eat out almost every day.
[x] Been in a limo.
[ ] Own camcorder.
[ ] Own laptop computer.
[x]Own desk
TOTAL: 5/7

posted by Ivan at 11:18 AM

Tuesday, August 08, 2006
Unbelieveable!

A mat named Unbelieveable died, and his friend asked the tombstone maker to inscribe on his tombstone, "Here lies Unbelieveable, an intelligent man, and a mat."

The inscriber insisted that such an inscription would be confusing, for passersby would tend to think that three men were buried under the stone. However he suggested an alternative: He would inscribe, "Here lies a man who was both intelligent and a mat." That way, whenever anyone walked by the tombstone and read it, they would be certain to remark:

"That's Unbelieveable!"

Inspiring Success

"Only those who risk going too far can possibly find out
how far one can go."
- T. S. Eliot

posted by Ivan at 10:59 PM

Monday, August 07, 2006
Give him another chance!

A mat, cheena and a singh joined a local math contest and half of the audience were mats. The singh went first.
"What is the root of 64?"
"Thats easy.. 8!"
The audience cheered. Next was the cheena.
"What is 2 divided by half?"
After much prompting, he finally answered, "umm, 4?"
"That is correct!"
The audience cheered again. Finally, the mat went forward.
"what is 2²?"
He thought for 5 minutes and said, "is it 2?"
"T'm sorry, but that is incorrect!"
The audience were shocked. All the mats started screaming "Give him another chance! Give him another chance!"
So the host agreed, "What is 2x2?"
To which he thought for 10 minutes and finally said, "its 10!"
All the mats screamed again, "Give him another chance! Give him another chance!".
"Okay, this is your last chance. What is 2+2?"
He thought hard for 15 minutes, "uh, is it 4?"
The audience went into an uproar, and the host heaved a sigh of relief. Then, all the mats started chanting "Give him another chance! Give him another chance!"

Did you know?

The Chinese were using aluminum to make things as early as 300 AD Western civilization didn't rediscover aluminum until 1827.

posted by Ivan at 7:36 PM

Sunday, August 06, 2006
82% teenager

Have you..

[x] Held hands
[x] Lost someone
[x] Never got a chance to tell someone something important
[x] Cried your eyes out
[x] Danced
total: 5

[x] Rejected someone
[x] Been rejected
[x] Wanted to kill someone
[?] Got called a ......../..........
[x] Hurt someone
total: 4

[x] Got involved in sports
[x] Got called a dork
[x] Fell out of love
[x] Went to a funeral
[ ] Knew someone who has commited suicide
total: 4

[x] Grades dropped since you were 10
[x] Wrote a love poem
[x] Went through a phase
[x] Got ditched
[x] Know someone really stupid and/or annoying
total: 5

[x] Drank
[x] Made a mistake
[ ] Found the one
[ ] Thought you found the one
[ ] Cheated on your bf/gf
total: 2

[ ] Found out your bf/gf cheated
[x] Was lied to
[ ] Felt like the happiest person in the world
[x] Felt like dying
[ ] Got pregnant/your girl pregnant
total: 2

[x] Won an award
[x] Played an instrument
[ ] Worked part-time
[ ] Got into a fight
[x] Cheated in a test
total: 3

[x] Smoked anything
[x] Went to a rock concert
[x] Skipped school
[x] Heard a rumor about yourself
[x] Went abroad
total: 5

[x] Had a clique
[x] Hated someone
[x] Forgiven someone
[x] Talked back to a teacher
[x] Talked back to your parents
total: 5

[x] Went for a sleepover
[x] Stayed up all night
[x] Eaten a tub of ice-cream
[x] Fell really sick
[x] Fainted
total: 5

Now times by 2. This is how much of a teenager you are

40 x 2 = 80%

~

Have A Laugh On Us

"If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate."
- Steven Wright

posted by Ivan at 6:30 PM

Friday, August 04, 2006
Computer Bug



Inspiring Success

"It is better to have tried and failed than to have done nothing and succeeded."
- Karen Heaster

posted by Ivan at 9:04 PM

Thursday, August 03, 2006
Ah Beng's Guide To Geographical Terminology

GORGES adj. stunningly beautiful
"That ger (girl) is gorges!"

BEACH noun. a derogatory term for a disliked woman
"That Bee Lian is such a beach, man!"

CORAL verb.
1. to bicker
"Want to coral, is it?"
2. (followed by reef) to argue with
"Want to coral reef me, is it?"

DAM noun. a swear word to express disgust or dismay
"Dam it, call her go Zouk, she doe wan."

VALLEY adverb. extremely
"That Versachee belt, valley nice!"

THERMOMETER phrase. to meet the next day
"Cindy say thermometer at Taka."

LATITUDE adjective. a disagreeable demeanour
" She really got latitude problem man!"

CIRRUS adjective. certain
"Cirrus or not? Don' bluff!"

CANOPY phrase. impossible
"He bought new handphone? Canopy!"

~

Have A Laugh On Us

"Knowledge is power; power corrupts. Study hard; be evil."
- Amy McCoy

posted by Ivan at 9:57 PM

Wednesday, August 02, 2006
70% EMO

[ ] You hate the world.
[ ] You hate society.
[X] You think vampires are cool.
[x] You write poetry.
[x] You have black hair/dyed your hair black once.
[x] You wear/have worn black eyeliner.
[x] You write poetry that's not for school.
[x]You are freakishly obsessed with darkness.
[ ]You think love is a waste of time.
[ ]you've given up on this world
Total = 8

[x] You've shopped at Hot Topic.
[x] You've spent over $100 at Hot Topic.
[ ] You wear more bracelets than a Russian...
[ ] You own a dog collar, that's not for your dog
[ ] You're extremely pale.
[ ] You are a member of a poetry site.
[x] Your screen name has been an oxymoron.
[ ] you are an aethiest or agnostic
[ ] You don't believe in god.
[x] Your screen name has/had X's in it.
Total = 5

[x] You have been referred to as scary.
[x] You have been referred to as demented.
[x] You have been referred to as weird.
[ ] You have been known to hate teachers.
[ ] You have been known to cause trouble.
[x] Your hair has been dyed a color that was not natural.
[x] You have/or had at least one photoshopped picture on myspace.
[x] You think pictures look better in greyscale or sepia tone.
[x] You have been referred to as evil.
[x] You are scared of yourself sometimes.
Total = 7

[x]Suicide has crossed your mind
[x] you have screamed before -
[x] You use big words that no one has ever heard before on occasion.
[ ] you've seen The Exorcist.
[x] You liked The Exorcist.
[ ] You've seen Saw.
[x] You liked Saw.
[ ] You've done voodoo.
[ ] You hate sports.
[x] You dress up as the most morbid thing posssible on Halloween.
Total = 6

[x] Halloween is one of your favorite holidays.
[x]You have a strange liking for fire.
[x] You have only a couple of actual friends.
[x]You're not afraid of spiders.
[x]You have had a conversation about how you want to die.
[x]You've painted your nails black
[x] One or more of your myspace pics has/had writing on them.
[x]You have had the word "...." in your display name.
[x] You love art.
[x]You like art with negative meanings
Total = 10

Now double your total score.

posted by Ivan at 9:09 PM