Thursday, August 03, 2006

Ah Beng's Guide To Geographical Terminology

GORGES adj. stunningly beautiful
"That ger (girl) is gorges!"

BEACH noun. a derogatory term for a disliked woman
"That Bee Lian is such a beach, man!"

CORAL verb.
1. to bicker
"Want to coral, is it?"
2. (followed by reef) to argue with
"Want to coral reef me, is it?"

DAM noun. a swear word to express disgust or dismay
"Dam it, call her go Zouk, she doe wan."

VALLEY adverb. extremely
"That Versachee belt, valley nice!"

THERMOMETER phrase. to meet the next day
"Cindy say thermometer at Taka."

LATITUDE adjective. a disagreeable demeanour
" She really got latitude problem man!"

CIRRUS adjective. certain
"Cirrus or not? Don' bluff!"

CANOPY phrase. impossible
"He bought new handphone? Canopy!"

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posted by Ivan at 9:57 PM