Thursday, August 17, 2006

Fluctuations

An asian guy walks into the New York City currency exchange with 2000 yen and walks out with $72.

Next week he walks in with 2000 yen and gets $66. He asks the lady why he gets less money this week than last week. The lady says "Fluctuations".

The Japanese guy storms out, and just before slamming the door, turns around and says: "Fluc you Amelicans too!"

Whisper

Once there was a liitle boy in church. He had to go to the bathroom so he told his mother, "Mommy, I have to piss."

The mother said, "Son don't say piss in church. Next time you have to piss, 'whisper' because it is more polite."

The next Sunday, the litle boy was sitting by his father this time, and once again, he had to go to the bathroom.

He told his father, "Daddy I have to whisper."

The father said, "OK. Here, whisper in my ear."

Proverb Of The Day

"The world changes so fast that you couldn't stay wrong all the time if you tried."
-Anonymous

posted by Ivan at 11:06 PM