Monday, August 21, 2006

Space Travel

PM Lee was about to send the first Singaporean rocket into space.

3 potential astronauts were called for an interview - one Indian, one Malay and one Chinese.

Mr. Lee interviews the Indian first: "So, Muthu, this is a dangerous mission... how much do you think you should be paid for it?"

Muthu thinks to himself and says, "1 million dollars."
"Why so much?" asks Dr. M.
"Nowadays toddy wery expensive, Sir..." replies Muthu.
"I see," said Mr. Lee. "Thank you... please ask the Malay guy to come here."

So the Malay walks up, and is asked the same question.
"Uh, 2 million boleh lah," replies the Malay applicant.
"2 million? That's a lot of money! Even the aneh before you only asked for one million!"
You see, Sir," explained Mat. "I have 4 wives and 15 children. So, 20 of us in the family, we need a lot of money to support ourselves."
"I see," said Mr. Lee. "Okay, can you ask the Chinese guy to come up here now?"

The Chinese guy comes in and Mr. Lee asks, "Ah Chong, this is a dangerous mission.. how much do you think you should be paid?"
Ah Chong thinks for a while, and suddenly says, "3 million."
Lee is shocked. "WHAT?!?! 3 million? Why so much?!"
Ah Chong beckons Mr. Lee to come closer, and whispers, "One million you keep, one million I keep, and then one more million to send the aneh into space."

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Q: Why is the suicide bomber so sexy?

A: Because he is dressed to kill!

posted by Ivan at 11:50 PM