Friday, September 08, 2006

instructions: bold the ones which are applicable.

- you have gotten F9 grades for math many times
- you always do last minute homework in class
- you use your handphone to text your friends in class
- your phone got confiscated before (almost)
- you listen to ur mp3, cd player in class
- you sleep in class
- you curse teachers
- you are always late for extra classes
- you doodle on tables
- you make out in class
- you are rebellious with some teachers
- you always hand up work late
- you make fun of the nerds and geeks
- you have broken school rules
- you always dont have the correct books
- you dont take notes
- recess is your favourite part of school
- you hang out after school
- you lie to your teachers about homework
- you tell your parents that you dont have homework, when you actually do
- you have made someone cry in school
- you copied homework before
- you threw away homework before and lied that you didnt receive it first of all
- you laugh at the way some teachers walk
- you have been late couple of times (a couple is an understatement)
count the 'bolds' and then multiply by 4. and post it as I AM ___ % bad in school.
i am 88% bad in school.

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All about cherries

Q: How do you turn an elephant into a cherry tree?
A: You paint his balls red.

Q: What is the loudest noise in the jungle?
A: A giraffe eating cherries.

posted by Ivan at 10:56 PM