Monday, January 29, 2007
Ganesh and the Lotto
Bholaji finds himself in dire trouble. His business has gone bust and he's in serious financial trouble. He's so desperate that he decides to ask Ganesh for help. He goes into the temple and begins to pray.
Oh Ganesh, please help me, I've lost my business and if I don't get some money, I'm going to lose my house as well. Please let me win the lottery.
Lotto night comes and somebody else wins it. Bholaji goes back to the Temple. "Ganesh please let me win the lotto. I've lost my business, my house and I'm going to lose my car as well.
Lotto night comes and Bholaji still has no luck. Back to the temple he goes. "My Ganesh, why have you forsaken me? I've lost my business, my house, my car and my wife and children are starving. I don't often ask you for help and I have always been a good servant to you. Why won't you just let me win the lotto this one time so I can get my life back in order?"
Suddenly there is a blinding flash of light as the sky parts open and Bholaji is confronted by the voice of God: "Bholaji, buy a lottery ticket first."
How much chocolate do people buy for Valentine's Day (it's only a month away!)?
The fourth biggest holiday of the year for confectionery purchases. In order, the top three holidays for candy sales are Halloween, Christmas, and Easter.
Yo mama
Yo mama soo fat that when she went on an airplane it became a boat.
Bholaji finds himself in dire trouble. His business has gone bust and he's in serious financial trouble. He's so desperate that he decides to ask Ganesh for help. He goes into the temple and begins to pray.
Oh Ganesh, please help me, I've lost my business and if I don't get some money, I'm going to lose my house as well. Please let me win the lottery.
Lotto night comes and somebody else wins it. Bholaji goes back to the Temple. "Ganesh please let me win the lotto. I've lost my business, my house and I'm going to lose my car as well.
Lotto night comes and Bholaji still has no luck. Back to the temple he goes. "My Ganesh, why have you forsaken me? I've lost my business, my house, my car and my wife and children are starving. I don't often ask you for help and I have always been a good servant to you. Why won't you just let me win the lotto this one time so I can get my life back in order?"
Suddenly there is a blinding flash of light as the sky parts open and Bholaji is confronted by the voice of God: "Bholaji, buy a lottery ticket first."
How much chocolate do people buy for Valentine's Day (it's only a month away!)?
The fourth biggest holiday of the year for confectionery purchases. In order, the top three holidays for candy sales are Halloween, Christmas, and Easter.
Yo mama
Yo mama soo fat that when she went on an airplane it became a boat.
posted by Ivan at 1:37 AM
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